It gets dark in Scandinavia, for six months at a time. Traditionally countries like Finland have taken to drinking vodka in saunas with naked ladies as a way of staving off the depression that accompanies the lack of sunlight.
In order to uphold the morals of our Nordic friends, Microsoft is to give them another option, in the form of the Xbox Live broadband gaming service.
Specifically, gamers in Austria, Denmark, Finland, Ireland, Norway and Switzerland will now be able to pretend to be girls and play Moto GP 2.
All good.