What does everyone want. Of course, what everyone wants - aside from a golden Ferrari with diamond headlights - is anything they can’t have, and one thing you can’t have right now is an Xbox 360. Because as 895,367 reports will tell you, they’re sold out.
As you will be aware, rumours of Xbox 360 hardware shortages have been in existence since way before the machine launched in the US, with conspiracy theorists the world over claiming Microsoft, giant evil mega-corporation that is it, was engineering demand by withholding stock. Though feedback from US retail suggests that once the initial batch has dried up, you’ll be lucky to get an NTSC-U version this side of the day we celebrate the baby Jesus taking a post-naissance nap in a manger. A manger is a thing for holding donkey food, in case you were wondering.
Prompted by ongoing speculation, Robbie Bach, shadowy overlord of all things Xbox at Microsoft, the giant evil mega-corporation, issued a statement. “We are well aware that many gamers are disappointed to have not gotten their Xbox 360 on day one. We are working around the clock to manufacture as many Xbox 360s as we can and are replenishing our retail channel week after week,” he said, lending hope to those knocked back by various US retail chains in the last 48 hours.
We’ll keep you updated on the situation.