You could be forgiven should you choose to question the sanity of the creators and financers of the Gizmondo. It has been proven time and time again that there is no extra space in the handheld market, a rule simultaneously broken and underlined with SCEI’s PSP launch.
So to release a console with zero recognition into such a market is the gaming equivalent of playing rugby. It hurts. And no one cares.
And yet the Gizmondo lurches ever onwards, fumbling for a footing in the dark space in gaming’s collective conscious. The simple reason for this blackout is simple. Aside from the members of Girls Aloud and Busta Rhymes, no one seems to have even seen one.
This being the case, the Gizmondo team has released a games slate for its intangible portable platform promising software that, when compared to the offerings of Sony and Nintendo, is laughably weak:
Richard Burns Rally - SCi
(New) Battlestations: Midway - SCi
Carmageddon - SCi
(New) Conflict: Vietnam - SCi
Age of Empires - Microsoft Game Studios
Mech Assault - Microsoft Game Studios
It's Mr Pants - Microsoft Game Studios
Colors - Gizmondo Studios
Chicane - Gizmondo Studios
Sticky Balls - Gizmondo Studios
(New) Supernaturals - Gizmondo Studios
(New) Race - Gizmondo Studios
(New) Ghost - Gizmondo Studios
Furious Phil - Gizmondo Studios
(New) Hit and Myth - Gizmondo Studios
Johnny Whatever - Gizmondo Studios
Milo and the Rainbow Nasties - Gizmondo Studios
Momma, can I mow the lawn - Gizmondo Studios
Interstella Flames 2 - Gizmondo Studios
(New) Jump - Gizmondo Studios
Worms World Party - Team 17
(New) Alien Homonid - Tuna*
(New) Casino - Hustler*
(New) Goal - Factory 1*
(New) Verbier Ride - Jo Wood*
*Deal agreed in principle and will be subject to separate announcement
SPOnG thought for the day: when you have Jo Wood as one of your prize catches for your newly unveiled handheld gaming platform no one has ever heard of, you can only think of the investors crying themselves to sleep.