"Xbox One is a Gateway For Porn" Says Porn King

'Xbone' doesn't live up to it's abbreviation *snigger*

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"Xbox One is a Gateway For Porn" Says Porn King
Porn app, SugarDVD, (the go-to for porn rental) has shared its data from December, and it shows that PS4 owners are quite a naughty bunch. Quite a naughty bunch indeed. However, Xbox One owners will soon be catching up.

The stats show that PS4 owners watch three times as much porn as those who choose to use the Xbone (ahahahah...). Sorry, right, adult and what have you.

Fair enough, there's been more Sony PS4s sold than there have been Xbox Ones so far... 1 million more apparently , but still, three times more porn consumption? Maybe the PS4 launch titles haven't penetrated their target demographic.

It doesn't help that the Jax Smith, CEO of SugarDVD admitted that the Xbone should be the premier porn-watching hardware.

"Simply put, the Xbox One is a gateway for porn of the future. The PS4 is pretty, but Xbox One allows for more seamless integration and a more interactive experience." He said.

Oh, and for the record, Cream Plosions #2 was the top viewed movie on both platforms in December.
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