"In my day gay guys used to be lonely, needy and lost. Now, they're all in relationships" - so begins the latest trailer for GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony which, if you want to skip all this text, is below.
In it we see a suave, devil-bearded Tony Prince parading around a hi-nrg nightclubs, complaining about his debt and the mob... oh, enough with the words.