PSP owners could be forgiven for thinking the handheld's expected killer app, Gran Turismo 4: Mobile Edition, has been canned. Reports from the true butthole of the Internet claim the game is in dire straights, citing Famitsu as reporting that the title "has been given an indefinite release date". The truth is even more depressing...
The key word you will have read is 'indefinite'. This word, a machine translation from a phrase in a Famitsu report on the progress of GT4M, has been dragged through the Imaginatron 4000 and, after a few writers blindly copied a few blogs, means the game is as good as canned.
"...Speaking to Japanese publication Famitsu, developer Polyphony Digital has confirmed that the game has been given an indefinite release date. The news is the latest in a number of blows to hit the PSP, following the decision by several movie companies to stop producing UMD Videos for the handheld, and recent suggestions that Sony's platform is on death's door", states Totalvideogames.
Amazingly, it seems that the PSP is teetering on the edge of demise because Polyphony won't commit to a firm release date for GT4M, and a bunch of movie companies are backing away from releasing UMD movies. Before we get into this, let's look at a blog with a suspiciously similar take on the situation. "This latest delay, which is not exactly new, will not only disappoint awaiting fans, but will also probably affect the PSP. This update is considered to be the latest in a number of blows coming PSP's way, following several movie companies' decision to stop producing UMD Videos for the handheld," says PSPUpdates.
The failure of the UMD as a movie platform, something no-one with any sense was ever counting on, does not detract from its success as a gaming platform, and perhaps the only viable one for a machine like the PSP. Perhaps the only thing to top this level of stupidity would be for a site to represent a game without a confirmed release date as being in dire straights.
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You see what we did there right? For an actual reason to kick GT4M,
click here. The rest of us will simply wait for what will be The Reason we've carried a PSP around with us for 18 months.