PS2s Banned from UK Prison

Due to vile misuse by sex beasts

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Huntley: child killer
Huntley: child killer
A shocking story in the Yorkshire Evening Post today reports that prisoners at Wakefield Prison have been found to be watching – wait for it – pornographic movies on their PlayStation 2 consoles.

According to the YEP, "Prison chiefs have now banned the machines from the jail after it became clear they were being abused... Wakefield MP Mary Creagh is now calling for a tighter security regime."

Prison Governer Dave Thompson told the YEP; "There was a time when we allowed access to the PlayStation 1 and they were later replaced by the PlayStation 2 machines. When it became clear that they could be used to play DVDs which included pornographic material we removed them all."

Hang on! It doesn't take a huge leap to concieve that, if DVD porn is being smuggled into cells, these villains probably haven't been using their PS2s to play LEGO Star Wars. Instead, let's give them the means to enjoy a spot of poisoning in Hitman, frenzied stabbings in Manhunt or offing a few coppers in GTA.

Shocked yet? Wakefield Prison, the UK's most secure prison facility, is home to some of the UK's most prolific murderers and paedophiles - some held in solitary cells and watched 24 hours for their protection. Over the year, Her Majesty's guests at Wakefield have included Harold Shipman and Ian Huntley. That these individuals have access to any form of entertainment beyond their four walls is a concern, but the fact that convicted child molesters and mass murderers have access to pornography is an outrage. One shudders to think what goes through these sickos minds as they entertain themselves with porn.

Comments

Snrub 17 Jun 2006 00:51
1/5
Probably the same thing that goes through their minds when they're not entertaining themselves with porn. They're killers and child molestors. Taking away their access to porn and violent video games isn't going to change their thought processes.
Mattyd242 17 Jun 2006 10:38
2/5
Um... I should hope Harold Shipman isn't still in Wakefield prison, he's DEAD, Jim!
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config 17 Jun 2006 13:39
3/5
Wakey Prison is the where he offed himself
Joji 18 Jun 2006 07:35
4/5
I guess this just means that they'll be replacing all PS2s will GC instead, lol. A safer option indeed.

To be honest I don't care if they have access to porn dvd so long as its strictly adult stuff alone. It could be said that in many cases adult porn will ease an urges they might have in a safer way. Even if they don't have DVDs, they'll still be able to get hold of porn mags.

As for the paedos, rapists and murderers they deserve nothing but their time. I say put them on ice Demolition Man style.

What's that? A Mario Kart tournament after lunch. Add extra security for Hannibal wants to play too.

josh 4 Aug 2009 21:47
5/5
he's a sicko kill him !!!!!!!!!!!!!! the f**kin w****r he's a dead man if i see him out n about the fukin pervert
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