Batman: Arkham Origins is coming. We're all extremely excited in the sure knowledge that before we've even touched a joypod this will be a mighty game.
Yes, just looking at this trailer makes us throw any critical faculties out of the window. Instead we are donning badly dyed bedsheets and leaping from SPOnG sofa to SPOnG sofa with grim-faced determination, using half a frisbee as a batarang, speaking in crunchy-death whispers and every so often squatting atop the wardrobe as we await the free t-shirts and inevitable 9/10 review scores or angry, angry backlash.