Shane Warne - possibly the greatest leg-spin bowler and smoker of fags ever - will be on stage answering questions, and selling Codemasters' Ashes Cricket 2009 at HMV on Oxford Street. That's happening on Tuesday 28th July at 1pm.
The idea is for you to wander along and submit questions for an 'Afternoon With Shane Warne' Q&A there. One questioner then gets to play Warnie on the Wii version of the game, which releases on August 7th - the day of the Headingley Test.
Can you top the South African Daryll Cullinan's response to Warne's "I've waited two years for another chance to humiliate you"?
Cullinan: "Looks like you spent it eating."
We dare you.