Hello lovely people. Welcome to Michaelís Column About Boardgames. Iíve been ill this week. Like, properly ill, struck down in my prime by a virus that has knocked me for six. Stomach cramps. Throwing up. Pooping like someoneís turned on a rusty tap. Itís been great!
Obviously, it hasnít been great. Iíve been laid up in bed, occasionally stumbling to the sofa, and pretty much unable to do anything bar check the odd email. Thereís certainly been bugger all in the way of actually playing anything Ė hanging out with mates on Monday got called off, my usual Tuesday night session was pulled, WednesdayĎs games were cancelled. Itís been a bit bobbins.
Whatís also annoying is that this impacts my 'Work'. Itís hard to write about games when youíve not played anything, so bang up-to-date reviews are pretty much out.
Still, Iíve got a bit of a backlog to work through of stuff that Iíve managed to play, so Iím still able to get content up on the Little Metal Dog Show
site. Also, as Iím working through my emails, people are getting in touch and seeing if Iíd like to check out their new games, which is adding to the Pile of Shame (yes, we have them in Tabletop World too) but is very lovely.
This gets me to the point of this weekís column. Two emails in particular have stuck in my mind, making me think a lot about the world of reviewing and whatís expected.
The first was a throwaway comment about how the vast majority of the stuff I write is positive:
ďDo you ever have a bad word to say about the games you review?Ē
That was the basic gist. When it comes to board games, Iíve only ever written one negative piece about a truly awful Doctor Who
effort that should have been scrapped at the concept stage; seriously, it was a fucking abomination. Itís not that I donít play bad games, but I generally attempt to see the good in them.Constructive criticism FTW
Most games at least have an interesting idea in there, a nice art style, decent production... thereís normally something
to redeem them, even if they happen to be generally horrible. People should be applauded for the good stuff they do, not battered for their mistakes Ė there are plenty of reviewers out there who prefer to take a negative approach and I just prefer to not be one of them. Constructive criticism FTW, people.
Iíll happily give something a kicking if it deserves it, but finding an example of such a game is rare. Seems to be more common in video gaming, admittedly Ė see all the fuss thatís sprung up
over Aliens: Colonial Marines
In a roundabout way, that links in nicely to my second bit. A:CM
has had some (apparently well deserved) terrible reviews, criticising its poor gameplay and shoddy development.
However, the reviews weren't universally negative. Where most sites decried it as the worst game since Daikatana
, one site wasn't so damning
The second email that has been rattling around in my head was from a company asking me to check out their game. Of course, Iím not going to say no Ė Iím not an idiot whoíll turn down a new thing to play Ė but they also asked me how much theyíd need to pay for me to review it.What the fuck?
ďWho in their right mind would PAY to get someone to write about their game?Ē I thought. But apparently (after not a lot of digging) this happens a lot in a variety of worlds. One book reviews site wonít even consider looking at what youíve written until you chuck $500 their way. A couple of consumer sites are spectacularly blatant about the fact that theyíll give positive write-ups if you pay them. And thatís disgusting.
If youíre taking money from people, youíre not going to be independent. Youíre not going to be honest. Your opinions will be skewed by the fact your bank balance has been boosted. What I write on littlemetaldog.com
may be overtly positive, but at least itís truthful.
Always has been, always will be. Sure, I have the occasional bit of advertising on the site or sponsorship of the odd episode, but it never has any effect on the content. The moment you cross over and start letting advertisers influence you, you lose all integrity.
It may be odd for some eejit who writes about little plastic figures and pushing wooden cubes around a board to be talking about integrity in journalism, but seriously Ė screw you if youíre only in it for the money, no matter what your subject matter. Sure, Iíd love to turn my passion into a full time job one day, but when it comes to writing Iím determined to remain impartial through and through.
Wowsers. That was a lot more serious than I expected. Next time will be light and fluffy, promise. Go and play something, and think of me and my stomach cramps.