DS Lite Cracking Up?

Ladies, Gentlemen, but mainly consumers and poor people.

You should ask not, "am I lucky?", because unless you are the President of the United States of America, you don't seem very lucky to me. Not that luck had anything to do with it, it was mainly my cousin fixing votes in Flouride and my brother calling the election on Fox news (I love those guys).

Instead, you should ask, what can I do for my country. And the answer is, you can stop buying this Japanese crap, and buy good old US of American things. If you had heeded this advice, we would now be playing on our Atari 98000XLs and our ColecoVision 9s, and I would be far far richer than I already am.

Remember, we invented global capitalism to enable us to go into other countries and sell them our crap, not so we would buy there's. The idea was not to create an egalitarian world where everyone could park their f**king Lexus under an Olive Tree, but instead to enable us to produce stuff for jack s**t in Exploitedostan, and sell it for top dollar on 5th Avenue.

So f**k Nintendo, and go buy a Gizmondo. Anything else is to be a terrorist., and to hate our poor dead soldiers and the little baby Jesus.

Gobless Murka!

i know a few people that bought a ps2 earlier on in the console's shelf life and none of them work now. ive heard about horrible dead pixel problems with psp's too.

maybe people who own working sony products are lucky, and people who get defective nintendo products are unlucky?

I know a few people who have working PSPs and working PS2s.

Maybe people you know are unlucky, and people I know are lucky. But you know what they say... you make your own luck.

Is this the real G W****r Bush, or an impersonator posting under Presedient Evil?

Or are the two one and the same...?

I had my ds lite for exactly 32 days and got a crack in the hinge. I brought the protection plan with the system so I was able to return it for a new one.

My first is in cobra, but not in oar
My second is in lucid, but also in stupid.
My third is in santa. and in nasty too.
My last is in hot, but not hopkinson.

What am I?