Sony on PlayStation 3: Hard Disk Possible, Dildopad Remains!

You thought the first playstation controller broke down alot? Wait till this thing gets all gummed up with your ladies pleasure juice or worse yet your buddies anal gum!.....I'm guessing this comment won't win me the Yamaguchi Nagasaki game or whatever the hell it was?

I suppose Sony's reasoning is that they should infringe the copyrights of a much smaller corporation this time; boomarang producers being the most obvious.

Nobody in Australia will even notice since they don't play games that aren't Pokemon anyway.

Just think guys, each time you play with a playstation 3 your playing with its genitals, very weird indeed.

boomerang?
double dipper?
croisant?

you are all missing it... its right ther under your nose...its obviously intended to interact with other sony products, dont you know sony is revolutionizing gaming with "connectivity (tm)"

its a multi purpose solution!

rather than making a console that will take over your living room ... which M$ is doing a much better job of... sonywants to take over everything else!

game controler? sure
dildo? you bet!
edible? ok probably not.
wireless conectivity to work as psp controller (excellent for fighting games so you and a friend can play on one psp) you bet...again!
fetch toy wioth blue tooth homing device for added aibo enjoyment? indubidably!
but wait ... theres more... rectal thrmometer! light gun! gyroscope for use with fishing games! built in radar that tracks motion in the room... eliminating a need for costly dance dance pads... just place it on the floor with its wide end pointed tword you and stand in the scanning area!!

also much liek the ipod... the new dual screw will interface with new model special edition bmws... you will actually be able to drive your car remotley!! all the while the car will beem a live video feed back to your ps3... thats what the second monitor port is for... so you can watch where your car is going on one tv and still watch blueray porn with the misses whiel you both grind on any number of strnage controler combinations...

why 7 controlers some ask? cause your going to need as many as possible! one in the kitch to controll your SMART STOVE... one in the bathroom to clean up... no more toilet paper!

one in the bedroom for the ladies... andfor yourself if thats yor thing...


when i started writing i was relaly hoping i would come up with somethign good... but it just wasnt in the stars. time to stop rambling.

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This is great!
I'll announce the winner at 1700 GMT and stick the item in the post then. We should do this more often, no?
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BTW, hey Lupos, how's tricks? :-)

I see the headlines a little differently:

"Videogame violence spirals out of control as Sony unveils its sharpened gamepads.

Children around the world, no longer satisfied with acting out events seen in videogames, are beginning to use their controlers to gouge out one another's eyes."

"Videogames before were seen as a medium that encourages violence. Now, with our new controller, we have acutally demanded it from those who use our system," a Sony Spokesman explained. "This is total immersion."

It seems like Sony is going for more of a curve design. The top of the PS3 reminds me of my HP Scanejet 4470c wih it's curved top. The controller matches the system for the most part. Non the less, the design looks really uncomfortable. Then again, everyone said the same thing about the GC controller. And as for stupid pleasure jokes, I'll recommend it to my friend who acually takes my advice and masturbates when she is bored.

Bundle this controller with a copy of REZ, and you have possibly the greatest "adult entertainment tool" ever created. Sony won't just arrouse interest in the female market; they will OWN it!

I know pretty much everyone who replies to this articles forum is gonna guess how it can be used in terms of games and conectivity, but really lets look at what it really was.

*Now Sony has decided that their controler design and pretty much every other stinking feature they through together to distract the simple minded conumer from the all in one media behemoth that is the M$ Xbox 360.*

If that is not the case then the only other possible thing it could be would be, that it was the actual finalised form of Sony's next gen controler, up until they realized people hated their stupid design which contains no real inovative or new features.

Sure thing!

This has got some of the best responses of anything in a while.

Lupos and his Rectal Thermometer. Oh dear.

I still think there's an ulterior motive to that pad...

You can't put it down, because due to the shape it just boomerangs right back in there! It's like a less-complex Matrix, and you can't leave.

Cheeky Rascal has to be the winner!
Email me: stefan@spong.com and I'll send out your prize!

And of course, loads more free stuff soon. Keep checking.

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mi no comprendeh this "tricks"

i know i complain about work alot but i havent taken to selling my self on the streets just yet :P

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It's a way of saying, "How are things old chap?" just a bit more urban.

i assumed as much... apparently the lexicon round old York is a bit different than it is in new york.

at any rate... tricks is good... or atleast the same as they've been.

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