Table Tennis. New Screens, Mo-fos

Needless profanity courtesy of Rockstar?

Posted by Staff
So Rockstar's making a Table Tennis game. Yeah, took us by surprise too. Will there be killing in it? From what we can tell from these three new hi-res screens, the answer is shockingly no.

Unless there's a secret up this game's box sleeve, such as the ability to sell amphetamines and steroids to fellow athletes (and you really never know) it seems Rockstar is looking to deliver a compelling and realistic game to compete with the glory of Sega's Virtua Tennis.

Read a full report (with all kinds of unnecessary information such as the games price in Euros!) by clicking right here.


Comments

daCuk 21 Mar 2006 18:15
1/1
It has to have a hidden minigame where you can clubber the referee to death after losing a game; also, the "Hot Racket" minigame where you can rape your female rival after winning a match...

It is a Rockstar game, so IT MUST have blood, sex, and overated game journalists reviews....
Posting of new comments is now locked for this page.