The Clintons love a bit of sex. Remember the dress? The stain? The girl with the conditioned gag reflex who looked a bit like a malformed horse? See, they can’t get enough of it, a fact proven today by Hillary Clinton’s new found obsession with sex mods in Rockstar’s San Andreas.
GameSpot, the site often unable to read (or obtain official comment) in its rumour-busting quests (we love you really Tor) has come up trumps, claiming that Mrs Clinton will be tackling Rockstar over the infamous San Andreas sex mod.
Carrying the title Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas – Hot Coffee, the software modification enables players to make a sex with a girl. In more than one position too. Unlike Bill, who only did one position which, he explained, wasn’t really making a sex, players are able to enjoy carnal joytime with ladygirls in all manner of different ways. And this is not acceptable to our Hillary.
According to GameSpot:
The Senator's office this afternoon issued a statement explaining that "following recent reports revealing that the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has graphic pornographic content which may be unlocked by following instructions on the Internet, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will hold a press conference to discuss legislative solutions to keep inappropriate video game content out of the hands of young people."
We’ll keep you posted, hopefully with more references to Bill Clinton’s love of a purdy mouth…
GameSpot, the site often unable to read (or obtain official comment) in its rumour-busting quests (we love you really Tor) has come up trumps, claiming that Mrs Clinton will be tackling Rockstar over the infamous San Andreas sex mod.
Carrying the title Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas – Hot Coffee, the software modification enables players to make a sex with a girl. In more than one position too. Unlike Bill, who only did one position which, he explained, wasn’t really making a sex, players are able to enjoy carnal joytime with ladygirls in all manner of different ways. And this is not acceptable to our Hillary.
According to GameSpot:
Tomorrow in the country's capital, Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) will call on the Federal Trade Commission to launch an inquiry into the "Hot Coffee" mod, sources have told GameSpot. Clinton, a vociferous critic of violence in the media, will be joined by David Walsh, president and founder of the National Institute on Media and the Family; Mary Bissell, fellow at the New America Foundation; and Kiersten Stewart, director of public policy for the Family Violence Prevention Fund. Clinton is expected to call on the FTC to determine who is responsible for the Hot Coffee mod, a modification that unlocks sexually explicit minigames in Rockstar's recently published PC version of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
The Senator's office this afternoon issued a statement explaining that "following recent reports revealing that the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has graphic pornographic content which may be unlocked by following instructions on the Internet, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will hold a press conference to discuss legislative solutions to keep inappropriate video game content out of the hands of young people."
We’ll keep you posted, hopefully with more references to Bill Clinton’s love of a purdy mouth…
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jsm30625 14 Jul 2005 22:28
1/10
Absolutely love the title.
This may be one of the funniest articles on Spong...lol!
Anyways, why is she so concerned about this, aren't they're more important things to do in D.C.?
This may be one of the funniest articles on Spong...lol!
Anyways, why is she so concerned about this, aren't they're more important things to do in D.C.?
SPInGSPOnG 15 Jul 2005 08:56
2/10
Absolutely. It's one (quite acceptable) thing to depict rape, murder and violence... but showing adults performing a consensual natural act required for the copntinutation of the human race is UNACCEPTABLE AND MUST BE STOPPED.
I guess Hillary worked out (like Tony 'B' Liar) that the only way to beat 'em is to join em.
I guess Hillary worked out (like Tony 'B' Liar) that the only way to beat 'em is to join em.
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finian 15 Jul 2005 11:49
3/10
Guns-violence-drug use is ok but show sex and there are calling to ban the game and its not even an official mod. Shows whats wrong with the world
Joji 15 Jul 2005 13:23
4/10
Totally agree with Ron and Finian.
Perhaps we should all chip in and buy Ms Clinton a copy to sample for herself. She's hung up on sex because she probably couldn't satisfy her after her nice guy hubby Bill
got caught out by the miracle of DNA.
Yes it's Mr Clinton's relish on the dress. Perhaps Ms Clinton wants it on her dress though. LOL.
Sex is natural and creates life and guns and violence take it away. I'm not surprised by thier stupid double standard bs. I hope she does get a chance to confront Rockstar because only then will she find out how stupid her and others arguement is.
Perhaps we should all chip in and buy Ms Clinton a copy to sample for herself. She's hung up on sex because she probably couldn't satisfy her after her nice guy hubby Bill
got caught out by the miracle of DNA.
Yes it's Mr Clinton's relish on the dress. Perhaps Ms Clinton wants it on her dress though. LOL.
Sex is natural and creates life and guns and violence take it away. I'm not surprised by thier stupid double standard bs. I hope she does get a chance to confront Rockstar because only then will she find out how stupid her and others arguement is.
TwoADay 15 Jul 2005 15:02
5/10
I think you all are overreacting a little bit. Most likely, nothing will come of this, not because of it being a mod, but because I have serious doubts to whether Ms. Clinton CARES about this at all.
As we Americans (should) well know, the presidental nomination process is in upswing once again, believe it or not. Ms. Clinton needs to start some sort of action, regardless if successful or not, that panders to the moderates and right, in order to try to diminish the perception of her being a "left-wing extremist."
Doing something stupid like this won't be successful, but it may help her get more votes, and give her something to say when she wants to appear "pro family."
In the end, therefore, it is just a silly publicity stunt. nothing mroe.
sorry about the huge amount of text.
As we Americans (should) well know, the presidental nomination process is in upswing once again, believe it or not. Ms. Clinton needs to start some sort of action, regardless if successful or not, that panders to the moderates and right, in order to try to diminish the perception of her being a "left-wing extremist."
Doing something stupid like this won't be successful, but it may help her get more votes, and give her something to say when she wants to appear "pro family."
In the end, therefore, it is just a silly publicity stunt. nothing mroe.
sorry about the huge amount of text.
jsm30625 15 Jul 2005 16:11
6/10
"Sex is natural and creates life"
Yes, but does that mean I can show it whenever I want to wherever I want to.
Sex is the pinnacle of human interaction and should be saved for only one person, sadly this isn't the case for a lot of people.
Sex is a highly emotional thing, that is why it is rated higher than violence, yes violence is emotional, but sex is a sacred thing (and sadly some people think we're just animals, and let's do it anyway)
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You guys are right, Hillary Clinton is just doing a publicity stunt.
Yes, but does that mean I can show it whenever I want to wherever I want to.
Sex is the pinnacle of human interaction and should be saved for only one person, sadly this isn't the case for a lot of people.
Sex is a highly emotional thing, that is why it is rated higher than violence, yes violence is emotional, but sex is a sacred thing (and sadly some people think we're just animals, and let's do it anyway)
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You guys are right, Hillary Clinton is just doing a publicity stunt.
jsm30625 15 Jul 2005 16:13
7/10
Rod Todd wrote:
Absolutely. It's one (quite acceptable) thing to depict rape, murder and violence... but showing adults performing a consensual natural act required for the copntinutation of the human race is UNACCEPTABLE AND MUST BE STOPPED.
I guess Hillary worked out (like Tony 'B' Liar) that the only way to beat 'em is to join em.
I guess Hillary worked out (like Tony 'B' Liar) that the only way to beat 'em is to join em.
Isn't rape, sex??
And how is Tony B a liar?
fluffstardx 16 Jul 2005 07:10
8/10
There was this war, right? And we went out on a promise of guaranteed threat from WMDs. And there were none.
See? He lied.
See? He lied.
TwoADay 16 Jul 2005 17:55
9/10
fluffstardx wrote:
There was this war, right? And we went out on a promise of guaranteed threat from WMDs. And there were none.
See? He lied.
See? He lied.
The problem with that argument is that everyone thought there were WMDs there. The fact that there weren't doesn't make him a liar. That's like someone asking you where to get a specific video game, saying "store X sells video games, try that one" and the person finds that they don't have that specific game for some reason. It doesn't make you a liar, just ill-informed.
Granted, the WMD issue was silly to begin with (they lacked delivery systems to send them anywhere too important, so it wasn't that great a threat) but that doesn't mean he lied.
I don't know if they have it over in the UK (probably don't) but if you can get your hands on "The Chappelle Show," Dave Chappelle does a great skit on what America would be like with "Black Bush" and how no one would trust him. It's hilarious.
And to keep this on topic -- um, Hillary doesn't understand videogames.
config 18 Jul 2005 12:18
10/10
TwoADay wrote:
fluffstardx wrote:
There was this war, right? And we went out on a promise of guaranteed threat from WMDs. And there were none.
See? He lied.
See? He lied.
The problem with that argument is that everyone thought there were WMDs there.
Nope. Not everyone thought there were WMDs in Iraq. In fact, I believe UN weapons inspector Hans Blix was rather vocally against any military action, saying his team needed more time to confirm the presence of WMDs.
The US government wanted everyone to believe there were WMDs, and managed to rope the UK into the war. Other nations had the good sense to wait and see what the Blix would come up with, and stay the fsck out of Iraq until there was evidence.
Now, I personally don't believe that Bush persuaded Blair that Iraq needed a stern kicking on the basis of WMDs or Saddam's humanitarian record. Forget thinking of the children; think of the oil, the contracts for rebuilding the infrastructure - think of the money!
So while Tony B can hide behind half-cooked weapons inspector reports and "intelligence" from allied goverment agencies, it's my opinion that he knew full bloody well that the presence of WMDs in Iraq was very, very far from a certainty. To then go to the people and say otherwise make him a liar. And a cnut.