Great news for fat kids in part of the USA today, as the West Virginia Public Employees Agency announces the doling out of $60,000's worth of PlayStation 2 consoles, games and peripherals.
However, as with everything in life, there’s a catch. The games will be copies of Konami’s Dance Dance Revolution. The peripherals will be dance mats. Some 85 mini-porkers will be gifted the kits, as well as pedometers, which they must return daily to scientists monitoring the experiment, who will check activity rates and weight loss.
"Today's kids are tomorrow's members," said PEIA health promotions manager Nidia Henderson, explaining the focus on children rather than PEIA members. "Obesity claims last year cost us $77 million. We have to curtail those costs." A further $10,000 will be spent on installing version of the game in schools around the state.
And to think, when SPOnG was young, we were forced to run around a rainy concrete playground wearing only a vest and underpants. Kids today, eh?