Team Ninja boss Tomonobu Itagaki is a colourful character and no mistake. From his camera shyness to his strange urinating style, his mildly unhealthy obsession with the female form and the unequalled brilliance of Ninja Gaiden, you know you’ve got a live one on your hands.
In a recent interview, Itagaki-san has again mounted his favourite soapbox to complain about Tekken 5, Namco’s latest and arguably greatest update to its beloved market-leading 3D fighting series.
"First they put in all of these half-finished 'features', then they take them right out again," blasted Itagaki-san. "Tag fights, elevation differences, walls. I don't know if it's because they're impatient, or because they lack the ability, but no matter the reason those guys are a pretty weird bunch. Any of those things would have become a bonafide feature if they took the time to do it right."
Ouch! As SPOnG readers will know, this isn’t the first time the Team Ninja head has had a pop at the Tekken team. Way back in 2001 when he said,
“Tekken 4 is a piece of shit. One of the worst things about Tekken 4 is the concept planning. It's really half-assed. Tekken 4 attempts 3D environments, like I did in DOA 2, but they failed miserably. They should've stayed in a 2D world. To be quite honest, I don't think they have the technique to go to 3D from 2D. The graphics look very cheap. The people who made the platform will be angry as to the end result of Tekken 4. And the gameplay? The gameplay is very slow, very incomplete-feeling while playing. The game balance is also way off. I really hope when they start to work on the home console version of Tekken 4, they will fix these problems and make a better game. With the game in its present state, right now I don't see them as my competition.”
As every Englishman knows only too well, this is fighting talk. If Itagaki-san was down the Crown and Anchor on quiz night, surrounded by Team Ninja, answering questions about celebrity happenings and football, and Team Tekken was over by the pool table, we reckon it’d kick off for sure. It amazes SPOnG why - in a collaborative PR stunt - Namco and Tecmo don’t organise real fighting, preferably at E3, on the beach, erm, using female stand-ins… ooh…
It would appear that this news story has come to its natural conclusion. We’ll bring you updates on any further Tomonobu Itagaki outbursts when they inevitably happen.