As every string-back gloved, responsible motorist will know, there’s a right way and a wrong way to approach any vehicular journey. The right way, of course, is to check that your rear view mirror has been removed, before moving off safely in a giant cloud of rubber smoke. The driver must then indicate and move out into the wrong lane before reaching a speed that prevents any passengers from ever registering the inevitable collision that will ensue.
It’s what Burnout 3’s all about. If Mr. Toad owned a console (and had opposable thumbs) then Burnout would be his favourite game. It’s purist entertainment for car enthusiasts and pedestrians alike, and as diehard fans of the previous two, we are looking forward to it to say the least.
It’s what Burnout 3’s all about. If Mr. Toad owned a console (and had opposable thumbs) then Burnout would be his favourite game. It’s purist entertainment for car enthusiasts and pedestrians alike, and as diehard fans of the previous two, we are looking forward to it to say the least.
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SillySprout 14 May 2004 16:38
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I reckon Mr Toad would rather play Frogger.
DoctorDee 14 May 2004 16:43
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SillySprout wrote:
>I reckon Mr Toad would rather play Frogger.
What kind of sick bastard would play a game that saw his smaller cousins flattened by cars and lorries. Oh yeah, the same sort of sick bastard that would play a game that involved runing around beating his species with a stick. Games players, there the same throughout the animal kingdom.
Burnout 3, however, is a blast! They had to drag me kicking and screaming away fort he pod on the Sony Stand, fortunately, there was another chance to play it on the EA stand. But then I got evicted from there too.
I crashed my car to get a copy of Burnout 2... this time I'd be prepared to burn my house down!
>I reckon Mr Toad would rather play Frogger.
What kind of sick bastard would play a game that saw his smaller cousins flattened by cars and lorries. Oh yeah, the same sort of sick bastard that would play a game that involved runing around beating his species with a stick. Games players, there the same throughout the animal kingdom.
Burnout 3, however, is a blast! They had to drag me kicking and screaming away fort he pod on the Sony Stand, fortunately, there was another chance to play it on the EA stand. But then I got evicted from there too.
I crashed my car to get a copy of Burnout 2... this time I'd be prepared to burn my house down!