Linkpost: Strike Fear with the Shinobi Sleep Mask

Xbox Not Microsoft's Focus
So says new CEO, Satya Nadella. With job cuts looming and stated repositioning on hardware, rough times may be ahead for the console's Devices Group.

Shinobi Sleep Mask
Yeah, you read that right. Made from real polyester satin, too. Now you can sleep like a (stylish) ninja, motherf*cker.

1960's Batman West to Voice LEGO "Beyond Gotham"
Yes! Adam West, the man behind TV's Batman of the Spandex and BLAM! era, will offer his utterances to the forthcoming LEGO Batman 3.

Dictatorial Overlord Sues Activision
Manuel Noriega, one-time dictator or Panama, is suing the publisher for the "blatant misuse, unlawful exploitation and misappropriation for economic gain" due to his likeness featured in Call of Duty: Black Ops II.

The Last Of Us Remastered Hands-On
Game Informer, um, informs us of 1080p at 60FPS, 4x character textures, 2x shadows, new lighting, blah, blah. Just give us the game, alright?

DRIVECLUB vs. REAL LIFE
NeoGAFers attempt to find real world parallels to compare with the upcoming PS4 racer. Did they succeed? Who cares? We're just gawping at more DRIVECLUB loveliness.

Rapture Screens "Undoctored"
Developer Chinese Room claims the recently released PS4 screens for Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture are "un-photoshopped".