The United States of America not only has gun crime, a sport in which you have to dress in armour for fear of bruising, and very rarely any hint of an exit strategy from wars it starts, it also has Right-Wing nutbag Glen Beck. And Glen's not the brighest of buttons when it comes to Ubisoft's Watch Dogs.
As you can see from the video below, Glen thinks that Ubi's Cyber-Dystopian-Apocalyptic-Dark-Fantasy video game actually teaches you to hack the real world. Hilarious stuff from Glenn.
Oh, the USA also has the Blues, really great burgers, some decent craft beers, Mark Twain, Red Dead Redemption and Monument Valley. All of which are great.