Ok, so maybe we made that sound a little bit over-sophisticated there, sorry about that. Sony has, however, invited certain press to "an exclusive breakfast briefing with Playstation".
Now, we imagine you're wondering what the heck you're reading, right? Allow us to elaborate; Sony has recently sent an invite out to some press, asking them to come along to a "breakfast" of sorts. The invite (which you'll find illustrating this story) reads:
“Following the biggest launch in PlayStation history, join us for an introduction to the slimmest".
Exactly what that means, we can't be sure. We do know that the Playstation Vita 2000 was released in Japan last year, which comes 20% thinner and 15% lighter than the original Vita and features an LCD screen rather than OLED.
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