No Nintendo USA! Ban This Sick Auto-Tuned Filth!

Maria Carey and Justin Bieber's Nintendo DS advert puts the X in Xmas.

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D'aaaw! A young lad make an old lady happy at Xmas.
D'aaaw! A young lad make an old lady happy at Xmas.
Sometimes you've got to thank whatever gods it is that you follow for Nintendo in the UK. At least the plucky Brits wouldn't have done this to us: a TV advert for Ninty Xmas product with more auto-tune than AutoTune'R'Us and its weekly sale.

It stars ageing Diva Maria Carey being sung at and while she oozes all over talentless teen-cyborg Justin Bieber in a store.

Do not watch this!

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DoctorDee 2 Dec 2011 05:17
1/2
My ears are bleeding'! Hot bodies charged, blond locks a-givin' and all around, young girls are fainting!
Mattharrier 5 Dec 2011 19:04
2/2
Oh dear lord. Confession time - I quite like the original version of this, because I'm a sappy tosser who likes Christmas songs (although Mariah Carey normally makes me want to pull my testicles out through my ears). This is ruddy awful though. Still, I suppose it will sell a boat-load more 3DSes, and that's got to be a good thing for videogames in general. Right?

On the bright side - this is one more opportunity for someone to decide to, ahem, "retire" Bieber permanently...
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