New Alan Wake Trailer with added Jargon!

We're looking forward to Remedy's Alan Wake, we really are. The following trailer looks gosh darned fun. However, unless you want to be patronised, we'd advise muting the abject voice-over.

Have some gems:

"Set the bar in cinematic story-drive action..."

But also...

"...heart-pounding, single-player thrill ride that raises the bar in story-telling..."

or

"Where things can happen unexpectedly at any time."

and

"...suspenseful, unique thriller experience only seen to date in film and TV..."

As we said, the trailer looks like great fun.