FIFA 09: What is Wayne Rooney Listening to?

Apparently DJ Bitman and The Veronicas and... much much more.

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FIFA 09: What is Wayne Rooney Listening to?
In an utter shocker for former Evertonian, Wayne 'Wayney' Rooney, Electronic Arts has omitted any tracks by the Roonster's favourite over-rated band, The Stereophonics on the sound track for FIFA 09. The game, in the UK at least, is to have the more than adequately tempered ex-Blue scouser as its cover adornment.

We have not tried to contact Wayner for his comments on this total and utter tragedy of catastrophic proportions (see, we can adopt the same sense of perspective as sports writers). Although we will try to get hold of an even better Everton midfielder in the form of the genius who is Pat Nevin for his comment.

So, the point of this story is not simply to chat idly about the Roonic one (who we believe is now playing for some club with a strong support base down south... South Korea that is) but to show off musical playlist from the game that would beat PES.

It contains none of the music that once passed for standard footballer fare: Billy Ocean, Stiff Little Fingers, The Stereophonics, Whitney Huston, Mr Half-a-Dollar, Piff Doddy or even The Berlin Philharmonic plays Miles Davis' Bitches Brew (beloved of a handy, left-sided winger from Accrington Stanley whose name we forget).

Instead it's got all new stuff that the Evil Editor has never heard of. Can you help him out by posting your opinions on the track list to our Forum. After all, The Ting Tings? Who wants to play an arching ball from right to left across midfield to the sound of The Ting Tings?

See below to hear what virtual Wayne Rooney will be listening to:


Dogs from V-Gas - 1ne
Chromeo - Bonafied Lovin' (Yuksek Remix)
CSS - Jager Yoga
Curumin - Magrela
Cut Copy - Lights And Music
Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Something For You (One Loaf Of Bread)
Datarock - True Stories
DJ Bitman - Me Gustan
Duffy - Mercy
Foals - Olympic Airways
Gonzales - Working Together (Boys Noize Remix)
Hot Chip - Ready For The Floor (Soulwax Remix)
Jakobinarina - I'm A Villain
Junkie XL feat. Electrocute - Mad Pursuit
Jupiter One - Platform Moon
Kasabian - Fast Fuse
Ladytron - Runaway
Lykke Li - I'm Good I'm Gone
Macaco - Movin'
MGMT - Kids
My Federation - What Gods Are These
Najwajean - Drive Me
Plastilina Mosh - Let U Know
Radiopilot - Fahrrad
Reverend And The Makers - Open Your Window
Sam Sparro - Black & Gold
Seņor Flavio - Lo Mejor Del Mundo
Soprano - Victory
The Airborne Toxic Event - Gasoline
The Black Kids - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You (The Twelves Remix)
The Bloody Beetroots - Butter
The Fratellis - Tell Me A Lie
The Heavy - That Kind Of Man
The Kissaway Trail - 61
The Kooks - Always Where I Need To Be
The Pinker Tones - The Whistling Song
The Script - The End Where I Begin
The Ting Tings - Keep Your Head
The Veronicas - Untouched
The Whip - Muzzle #1
Tom Jones - Feels Like Music (Junkie XL Remix)
Ungdomskulen - Modern Drummer

Games:

Comments

schnide 15 Aug 2008 13:13
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That chav Shrek lookalike is such a fan of the Stereophonics, he had their album title tattooed on his arm. FACT!

Good thing he doesn't get paid millions despite being such a retard. DOH!

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