That guardian of consumer culture, the BBC's
Watchdog team, has been standing up for our rights once again. This time, we're being protected from
Dr Kawashima's Brain Training and its alleged inability to recognise UK regional accents.
Tragically, Manchester-based Michelle Livesey got a DS for Christmas but found, once she hit a part of
Brain Training that uses the DS's microphone, the game could not recognise her lilting Mancunian accent. "I'm saying blue! Blue! Blue! And it's saying no, even though it was blue", she said.
The BBC report then stated, "Michelle was amazed to discover how many of her colleagues who'd bought a Nintendo DS, were having exactly the same problem".
The report continued, "And it wasn't just work colleagues who were struggling, it was their children too. Children like Laura Dickenson, who said, "You get annoyed so you just start shouting at it, but it doesn't make it any better".
After much spending of license-payers' money by
Watchdog presenter Nicky Campbell, impersonator/impressionist, Rory Bremner, is brought in. After trying a few vocal impersonations on the game, concludes, "If you want it to work, talk like (UK sports 'reporter') Des Lynham".
Up here at SPOnG there's nothing we like more than a story that shows up the flaws of the big-bad platform holders. We also appreciate the BBC as the unbiased, people's network. But, looking at the report, neither is true.
Being based up in Yorkshire as we are, we've not yet come across this apparent regionalist bias. We've tried to fox our DS with various dialects, as have hundreds of thousands of other Northerners since the handheld launched in March 2005.
Nintendo told Watchdog, “We are continually monitoring the efficiency of their software for voice recognition to ensure that it picks up a range of accents”. The company added that it has only had a few complaints and apologised for any inconvenience.
The BBC's report is also based on false premises - see the coverage below:
If you were disappointed to find that your copy of
Brain Training wouldn't recognise any one of the scores of regional variations to the English language, give us your horror story in the Forum.
You can see the BBC's own video and report
right here.