The Wii Zapper is out in the US on November 19th, bundled with Link’s Crossbow Training, which looks like a good bit of bow shooting fun to tempt to you by Nintendo’s latest fancy bit of plastic, the Wii Zapper.
Some parents somewhere in the Midwest of the US will no doubt blame some tragic crossbow incident on the aforementioned bit of plastic shaped like a gun at some point in the future.
And then the local newspaper will be up in arms about it and then it will be broadcast on Fox news and then it will be a national tragedy. And when this happens SPOnG will be there to report on all the horseshit. Again.
Before that happens though, get excited about getting hold of the Wii Zapper bundled with this Zelda tie-in next month. No firm dates have been confirmed as yet for UK and Europe though, so you might well have to get this bit of plaggy sent over from Uncle Sam if you want one in time for Christmas.
And start getting excited about zapping zombies in the first ‘proper’ game to really make good use of the gun – Capcom’s Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles.
Some parents somewhere in the Midwest of the US will no doubt blame some tragic crossbow incident on the aforementioned bit of plastic shaped like a gun at some point in the future.
And then the local newspaper will be up in arms about it and then it will be broadcast on Fox news and then it will be a national tragedy. And when this happens SPOnG will be there to report on all the horseshit. Again.
Before that happens though, get excited about getting hold of the Wii Zapper bundled with this Zelda tie-in next month. No firm dates have been confirmed as yet for UK and Europe though, so you might well have to get this bit of plaggy sent over from Uncle Sam if you want one in time for Christmas.
And start getting excited about zapping zombies in the first ‘proper’ game to really make good use of the gun – Capcom’s Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles.
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daz 12 Oct 2007 14:59
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Some parents somewhere in the Midwest of the US will no doubt blame some tragic crossbow incident on the aforementioned bit of plastic shaped like a gun at some point in the future.
And then the local newspaper will be up in arms about it and then it will be broadcast on Fox news and then it will be a national tragedy. And when this happens SPOnG will be there to report on all the horseshit. Again.
And then the local newspaper will be up in arms about it and then it will be broadcast on Fox news and then it will be a national tragedy. And when this happens SPOnG will be there to report on all the horseshit. Again.
That is soooooo true.
