Certain members of SPOnG's staff have always wondered what would happen if the law, sexual preference and biology would allow Brad Pitt and Jean-Claude Van Damme to make a baby together. Now, the long nights spent lying awake dealing with a mixture of awe, curiosity and terror are at an end, because Ubisoft has shown us. It's Shane Carpenter, former soldier of fortune for the Mantel Corporation in
Haze. He looks tough, and would it be wrong of us to add that he's a bit of a dreamboat too?
Ubisoft's been cranking it up a bit with
Haze revelations of late. Just a few days ago, SPOnG brought you a somewhat unglamorous look
behind the scenes at Free Radical, the developer responsible for
Haze. (It's possible that it would have seemed a little more glamorous if we hadn't previously taken you
behind the scenes of Assassin's Creed with Jade Raymond, but we doubt it).
In any case, sink your teeth into the video below for a look at Jean Claude Van Brad, then let us know what you think in the Forum. After that, you can find out more about
Haze on SPOnG's
dedicated game page.