Someone Shows off White Wii-Wii Controller

You may be wondering what the picture above is doing on SPOnG. If you are, it's a reasonable question. Now look again. Spotted it? (No, not that).

"But where's it from?" you ask. Honestly, we don't know... and if we did, we wouldn't admit it. This image just landed in our inbox courtesy of Metalpheonix79.

It appears some dastardly cad out there is using the wii-mote for ungodly things. In the text at the side there's talk of filling holes, toys (the Wii, perhaps) and interactivity (which is the Wii's strong point, after all!). We've had a long hard look through the thesaurus and there simply isn't a word in there to describe the shock we feel. To make matters worse we've had to lock our youngest SPOnGer, Mark, in the cupboard until he can work out what a money shot is.

With Nintendo aiming for the whole family with Wii, it's unlikely that they've given their approval to this appropriation of their marketing images. It's also unlikely that future versions of Interactive Sex will be coming out on the Wii, even though the technology may seem uniquely suited to the subject.

We can only assume that somehow black market profiteers have got hold of Nintendo's hardware (Andy, stop tittering! - Ed). Oh, wait... this outraged writer has just been informed that we don't do prurience. Interactive Sex with Courtney Cummz is available at all good adult stores, we guess.