Castle Donington. The UK's spiritual home of metal. The mere name strikes fear into those who were not born to rock!
SPOnG has mixed memories of Monsters of Rock gigs at Donington from back in the day. Yes, there were true moments of heavy metal history - Iron Maiden, Guns 'n' Roses, David Lee Roth, Kiss - but the main thing we remember is the 'glass bottle of piss' threat.
These days, thankfully, it seems the assembled rock devotees only throw empty plastic bottles containing no urine, which is either progress or no fun, depending upon which side of the rock fence you're banging your head. Plus this year, we also note that Metallica, Guns 'n' Roses and The Prodigy are playing, which means there's guaranteed to be a moshpit the size and ferocity of which has never been seen before in these isles. We braved it for Sabbath last year. We'll do the same this year for Guns N' Roses. Providing Axl turns up, that is.
What the hell has this got to do with videogames though? No, you haven't logged into Kerrang.com by mistake. If you ever dreamed of rocking out onstage with your idols, then RedOctane may well give you that opportunity with a once-in-a-lifetime Guitar Hero promo they are running at this weekend's Download festival.
Festival attendees are being offered the opportunity to play Guitar Hero on both the Gibson/MySpace stage and in the Snickers Bowl, which SPOnG checked out last year, and can report is perhaps the best 'chill out' area we've ever seen at a music festival. You get to sit there and watch some of the world's greatest skaters and BMX riders do their stuff in the bowl, whilst you enjoy a sip of Pimms*.
Live Guitar Hero sets will also be displayed on the big screen in the main arena between the main acts, so it really is the chance to 'play' Donington. Tight black leather, wrap-around shades and pasted-on rock grimace essential!
You can book a slot now (which are being dished out on a first-come, first-served basis and can be held for one or two players) by simply emailing guitarhero@bhpr.co.uk. Get practicing. And if you don't own Guitar Hero or know of someone who does, then what are you doing? Go and buy it immediately.
*Special Brew