Reviews// Blinx 2: Masters of Time and Space

Neither here nor there

Posted 10 Dec 2004 12:56 by
It's a real shame, because some of the puzzles are cleverly designed and they do work well, balanced alongside the light-hearted combat; but you feel constantly cheated throughout. You're never given enough freedom to feel like you're doing anything more than obediently following a set of very strict instructions. There would have been plenty of scope to use the time/space shenanigans in a much wider context, with different methods of getting past the same obstacles; but ultimately, those imaginative elements seem to have been implemented in order to tick a box on the design plan, rather than to form the backbone of it.

As one for the kids, Blinx 2 would be one of the best Xbox based options, but it does beg the question: is there any real market for this amongst Xbox owners? We can’t help but think not. Maybe for the young kids of Xbox owning parents this game is what they’ve been waiting for, but they should probably be pulling on Mummy/Daddy’s sleeve and pestering for a PS2, Gamecube or GBA instead. And although there are plenty of older gamers who would enjoy platforming titles, the condescending nature of Blinx 2 just won’t appeal. And whilst many kids may have Xboxes, they may well have chosen them on the merits of more mature titles. Anyone tuned into the challenges posed by the the Halos, Riddicks or Ninja Gaidens will stomp through Blinx 2 unabated. So who’s this actually for?

As we approach the latter stage of the current generation of console life-cycles, the platform genre seems to have split into three distinct categories. There’s the traditional 2D style, reminisced upon with the Metal Slug games and exuberantly pimped by Viewtiful Joe and Alien Hominid. There’s the classic, perfectly formed traditional 3D platformer, fondly re-presented with Super Mario 64 DS, and previously imitated in countless flaccid forms. Then there’s the new-breed of 3D platform action adventures: pioneered by Sony’s trinity of the Jak & Daxter, Ratchet & Clank and Sly series. All these new PS2 platformers, although quite playable and accessible to children, can also be appreciated by older gamers; they’re challenging, long-lasting and tied to an existing fan base.
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Autobot 11 Dec 2004 03:03
1/3
The last Blinx Game was considerd too hard and now this one is considered too easy. Now If Artoon can just have an option to shut off the help then they might be in business. I have yet to play the game but I was really excited to see a sequel to one of the most imaginative and clever platformers around. I still am interested so I will rent it before I think of buying it. I loved Ty the tasmainian tiger if that helps people understand my mind set.
SPInGSPOnG 11 Dec 2004 08:16
2/3
Halfwits and children would love it


Dude, that makes it, like, totally the perfect Xbox game.
PresidentEvil 11 Dec 2004 08:34
3/3
Now I'm confused.

This was my FAVORITE computer video game. I was just so danged good at it.

I used to sit in the Oval Office until way after bed time playing it on my solid platinum diamond encrusted Xbox, that was a personal present from Bilbo Goats. The one that came with the card that said "Thanks for calling off the supreme court, here's to no more of this -anti-trust nonsense. Now if you could just stop schools buying Macs, you can have the negatives back."

Every time I ran into a problem in Blinks Too, somehow the solution would just come to me. I'd hear a voice in my head that just sort of made the answer clear to me. This didn't surprise me at all, because I hear voices in my head often, usually saying things like "Bomb some towel-heads" or "Make some poor people unemployed and move their jobs to somewhere that you might want to bomb later". Sure the voices in Blinks Two sounded different, but they were basically the same... compelling me to do things I'd be far too stupid to do on my own.

Now it turns out that it was the game manipulating me. This is a hideous erosion of my personal liberties, and it annoys me. Rich people should NOT be told what to do by anyone. It annoys me nearly as much as when I'm boning Mrs Bush and I hear a voice in my ear, and it turns out to be Dick Cheney giving me instruction in love. Get off my hairy ass Dick, and find your own Bush to slip into.
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