Games designers rarely slate each others’ software releases. It’s a slightly glib code they seem to have developed amongst themselves, a code that has made for many a dull interview. Luckily, no-one got around to telling Tomonobu ‘Pistol Tongue’ Itagaki.
We’re all used to his savaging Namco’s Tekken series. It’s one of the things he does best, aside from making some of the greatest videogames in the world, of course. In an interview with US magazine EGM, Itagaki is on top form. When asked to list hit least favourite games of all time, he names Tekken, Tekken II, Tekken III, Tekken 4 and Tekken 5. For the first four games in the series his explanation of his dislike for them is one word. “Hate!” he chirrups over and over.
On Tekken 5 he goes into more depth. “I no longer can figure out what the hell they're trying to do with the numbering, and I don't know which one is which,” explains Itagaki. “I don't know what they're trying to do with all of these spin-offs, so this includes Nina: Death by Degrees as well. I don't think it even needs saying, but people should stay away from Tekken. Nothing left to say. I just don't want them to disappoint me any more. It's so annoying. Please don't annoy me any more.”
We'll bring you more news of outbursts from Itagaki as he opens his mouth in the future.