The PSP is not an official endorsed masturbatory aid, it was revealed overnight in Japan, with Sony Computer Entertainment publicly slamming the idea in the national press.
The storm began to brew after several manufacturers of movies for mummies and daddies who love each other very much expressed an interest in the device and its user demographic. However, the press in Japan (a country which stocks porn directly next to its children’s entertainment and candy) decided that there were far too many minors who had bought PSP's. The result has seen a somewhat cynical attempt to indicate that Sony’s device is a conduit to child corruption.
Sony Computer Entertainment went on record to say that, “[pornographic content] is utterly undesirable, but we cannot stop software makers from selling such videos.”
Which seems a little strange, given the recent acceptance of all-nude Playboy content tailored for PSP, images of which you can view in a scholarly, detached manner
by clicking hereSPOnG finds itself eagerly awaiting the day we run a news story involving a bloke arrested for enjoying his gentleman’s leisure in the bathroom of a moving train accompanied by his PlayStation Portable. Hopefully it won’t be a member of staff this time. Curse you, Play-Yan!