Gaming legend Robbie Williams has spoken out on his love for the Xbox, spookily coinciding with Microsoft’s announcement that it will be sponsoring his forthcoming European tour.
“I play Xbox all the time at home, and now I can play it on tour too!” he piped.
As this platitude was uttered, a dumptruck with £50 notes fluttering out of its top was seen unloading into Mr Williams’ substantial coffers. Well, not really.