If Fox news can help to secure an oaf as President of the most powerful nation on the planet, it sure as shit can announce a portable games machine from Microsoft and in the Seattle area on the West cost of the US - and it has just done exactly that.
Q13 Fox just stated as fact that Microsoft is 'developing a new portable games console, from the team that bought you the Xbox' offering no room for grey area in its report whatsoever. Given Seattle is the base of both Microsoft and Q13 Fox, SPOnG considers it likely that someone at Redmond gave the nod to the TV studio, which interestingly went on to point out how Iraq is now 42 million times better than it was before it was razed to ground and plunged into a bloody and endless civil war.
You can read the full report on the Portable Xbox, cunningly dubbed Xboy in the SPOnG office (we know – pure genius) by clicking this link.
SPOnG would also like to congratulate our Iraqi readers on the utopian paradise they now live in, as outlined just this morning on Fox News by George W Bush.
Q13 Fox just stated as fact that Microsoft is 'developing a new portable games console, from the team that bought you the Xbox' offering no room for grey area in its report whatsoever. Given Seattle is the base of both Microsoft and Q13 Fox, SPOnG considers it likely that someone at Redmond gave the nod to the TV studio, which interestingly went on to point out how Iraq is now 42 million times better than it was before it was razed to ground and plunged into a bloody and endless civil war.
You can read the full report on the Portable Xbox, cunningly dubbed Xboy in the SPOnG office (we know – pure genius) by clicking this link.
SPOnG would also like to congratulate our Iraqi readers on the utopian paradise they now live in, as outlined just this morning on Fox News by George W Bush.
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RP 21 Mar 2006 12:13
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'developing a new portable games console, form [sic] the team that bought you the Xbox'
...doesn't automatically equate to "Portable Xbox".
And funnily enough, did anyone else watch Dispatches last night?
...doesn't automatically equate to "Portable Xbox".
And funnily enough, did anyone else watch Dispatches last night?
Piranha 21 Mar 2006 13:06
2/8
RP wrote:
And funnily enough, did anyone else watch Dispatches last night?
Yes.....Depressing or what!!!
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config 21 Mar 2006 13:44
3/8
No, please enlighten me as to its subject
Piranha 21 Mar 2006 13:53
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config wrote:
No, please enlighten me as to its subject
Quick Summary:
1) America gets 24 BILLION pounds of Iraqs money to look after by the UN - Mostly in CASH!
2) America makes their contractors unable to be prosecuted under Iraqs law.
3) Most of the 24 BILLION pounds goes walkies
4) Most of the contracts to rebuild iraq are false invoices over inflating prises many times over
5) They hand back 2.3 BILLION to the new Iraq government
Result: Their health system is worse than when we invaded, They produce less clean water/electricity than when we invaded. Basically we invaded, stole all their money..... and now we're about to remove our troops......
It was VERY depressing to watch, especially when you see a 1month old baby die on camera simply because they dont have proper incubators or oxygen masks.
Im assuming they wont be showing this program on the Fox network anytime soon!
ann0uk 21 Mar 2006 14:31
5/8
My god I missed that program, there are some very sick things going on in this world and there is nothing we can do about it. It is a very unfair place.
I dont believe anything that FOX news says, I dont doubt however that Microsoft will try to enter the handheld market, though I think that they are getting ahead of themselves.
So it will be millions of dollars down the drain again for Microsoft trying to enter another sector, couldnt this money be better used feeding and housing less fortunate people around the world? is a sick world indeed.
I dont believe anything that FOX news says, I dont doubt however that Microsoft will try to enter the handheld market, though I think that they are getting ahead of themselves.
So it will be millions of dollars down the drain again for Microsoft trying to enter another sector, couldnt this money be better used feeding and housing less fortunate people around the world? is a sick world indeed.
config 21 Mar 2006 14:34
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ann0uk wrote:
So it will be millions of dollars down the drain again for Microsoft trying to enter another sector, couldnt this money be better used feeding and housing less fortunate people around the world? is a sick world indeed.
Bloody hell, man! Where's the ROI in that? The shareholders would be outraged!
Greg2k 21 Mar 2006 15:12
7/8
You just love politics, don't you, Spong? Are you going to carry on like this for another two and a half years? Haw haw.
OptimusP 21 Mar 2006 17:37
8/8
I don't know what's the biggest waste of money anymore...
MS making a handheld or sending the US Army to conquer and "rebuild" any given country...
MS making a handheld or sending the US Army to conquer and "rebuild" any given country...