Yes, yes, yes, we know. Everybody’s very excited about the launch of the PlayStation Portable this week. But don’t get too carried away, please. It may just be that the closest you’re going to get to one for some time is ten seats down on the train from the achingly trendy early adopter/games journo/ultra-spoilt child/dedicated geek. That’s right – exactly as close as you were likely to get to one at the beginning of the week.
At least that’s if you believe reports currently circulating in the press. Not only has Sony cruelly delayed the wunder-device’s release in Europe, [I]and[/I] aggressively pursued any third party with the acumen to try and export it to us, it's also bringing a piffling 150,000 units to the rocky shores of this noble isle. Most of these will be snapped up at midnight on release day by a greasy, be-pustuled mass of ‘hardcore gamerth’ – it’s no secret that Dixons and Game have stopped taking pre-orders so it’s anyone’s guess how many will be left in the morning, which is when normal people get up.
Of course, it’s highly uncharacteristic of Sony to fall pathetically short of meeting demand at the launch of one of their new and much trumpeted games consoles. We’re sure there’s nothing to worry about…