Nokia still in denial – Releases wealth of new N-Gage accessories

Look – A load of stuff that no one will buy

Posted by Staff
It’s hard not to feel a little sorry for fledgling gaming devices in this rather unfriendly, sometimes quite mean, industry of ours. The N-Gage from Nokia is still perhaps the worst disaster, now hopelessly out of date and seeming to offer little more than an antiquated phone combined with tepid low-grade videogames, irrespective of licenses Nokia may have bought.

Deciding to ignore that apathy (that was scarily apparent at this year’s E3) Nokia’s N-Gage division has decided that what it needs to bolster its terminal platform is a ream of, well, stuff. Accessories actually, or peripherals if you’re ‘in the trade’.

Aimed squarely at the generic yuppie aesthetic, Nokia offers two new sets of earphones, a snap-on speaker to compound the looks of pity from your fellow travellers with one of annoyance, an MMC expander enabling you to switch between games without too much bother, a carry-case (oh yes!), another carry-case (oh yes, oh yes!), an aluminium game card holder and, wait for it, a carrying strap.

So now you know.

Sorry.
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Comments

djmoney 24 Sep 2005 23:04
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WHO GIVES A DAMN? NOKIA NGAGE QD ROX!!!!!!!!! SCREW U h8RS!!!!!!!!!
LUPOS 24 Sep 2005 23:48
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damn it i had such good pics of the ngage arena at E3 completley barren all three days... it wasnt till friday about 3 hours to closing when nokia through some hot chicks (and thats debatable) into the center of it and even then no one played with the damn systems they just got pics with the chicks and left...

tiger i dunno if you have that shot or i do, the misses has the laptop that currentley contains them, ill post it later (of course if you do have any of em they are probably out of focus... when picking a cam for indor evironments you should get one with a manual focus and fstops and s**t... )
LUPOS 24 Sep 2005 23:48
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damn it i had such good pics of the ngage arena at E3 completley barren all three days... it wasnt till friday about 3 hours to closing when nokia through some hot chicks (and thats debatable) into the center of it and even then no one played with the damn systems they just got pics with the chicks and left...

tiger i dunno if you have that shot or i do, the misses has the laptop that currentley contains them, ill post it later (of course if you do have any of em they are probably out of focus... when picking a cam for indor evironments you should get one with a manual focus and fstops and s**t... )
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