Look at this! It’s a leather case for your Nintendo DS, specifically designed for estate agents to wile away the hours not spent squeezing the last few coppers out of the poor people interested in the semi at number 32.
Everyone likes estate agents, it’s a well known fact. Working closely with their friends, the property developers, estate agents can often be seen making a positive difference to every community in the UK. From driving Seat Ibizas recklessly around small estates, to splitting up family homes into flats, buying suits in Next and taking cocaine in your local pub on a Sunday afternoon, you know that wherever you are, there’ll always be an estate agent looking after your needs.
This being the case, it’s about time that their very specific gaming needs are taken care of, a fact not lost on leather goods manufacturer Noreve. The firm has launched a black leather carry case for the Nintendo DS boasting:
Rumours of a version with space for an electronic tape measure and razorblade compartment could not be verified at time of press.
Everyone likes estate agents, it’s a well known fact. Working closely with their friends, the property developers, estate agents can often be seen making a positive difference to every community in the UK. From driving Seat Ibizas recklessly around small estates, to splitting up family homes into flats, buying suits in Next and taking cocaine in your local pub on a Sunday afternoon, you know that wherever you are, there’ll always be an estate agent looking after your needs.
This being the case, it’s about time that their very specific gaming needs are taken care of, a fact not lost on leather goods manufacturer Noreve. The firm has launched a black leather carry case for the Nintendo DS boasting:
Elegant case conceived in high quality soft leather
Compatible console games Nintendo DS
Access to basic functions (multiple openings on the leather)
Practical thanks to its snap button closure
Protects the device in an optimal manner
Stylus slot
Two slots for games
Two slots for credit / business cards
Velvet interior lining
Sold with wrist leather strap
Compatible console games Nintendo DS
Access to basic functions (multiple openings on the leather)
Practical thanks to its snap button closure
Protects the device in an optimal manner
Stylus slot
Two slots for games
Two slots for credit / business cards
Velvet interior lining
Sold with wrist leather strap
Rumours of a version with space for an electronic tape measure and razorblade compartment could not be verified at time of press.
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Joji 7 Jun 2005 12:16
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Mmmm...I'd buy that for a dollar. Or rather not, a nice option for the estate agents though.
Coincidentally, one of my best friend is an estate agent. He'd want a PSP case though.
Coincidentally, one of my best friend is an estate agent. He'd want a PSP case though.
DoctorDee 7 Jun 2005 17:03
2/2
Joji wrote:
Coincidentally, one of my best friend is an estate agent. He'd want a PSP case though.
He'd want disembowelling, if he's typical of most estate agents. I went looking for houses this weekend... and none of the ones I viewed was even remotely recognisable from the decriptions the estate agents prepared.
For a while, I thought that they must realise that just simply lying to you would put you off. But they don't care, they all do it. And they know that you Have to live somewhere, so if they can just trick you into visiting enough disappointing scum-holes, they know that eventually you'll get worn down and buy one of them.