Then I tried putting the office PS3's hard drive in my PS3. With this arrangement, I could get into the safe mode menu. This was a big relief, I now knew my hardware wasn't at fault and that the problem lay with the hard drive. I next tried things the other way around, my HDD in the office PS3. Again I could get to safe mode. I realised that there was no chance of getting my game saves off the disk before doing anything else, so I kissed them goodbye and started trying things from the menu.
The first few things I tried either didn't work or errored out. The "Restore File System" option got a "8001002B" error which wouldn't even let me return to the menu, I had to go through the power button procedure again. Finally, I got to option five - System Restore - which worked quite nicely. The PS3 (still with my HDD) restarted and I could go through the initial setup routine - set the clock, initial user, etc.
I swapped my HDD back into my PS3, turned it on and was greeted with a black screen. That was disappointing, so I tried to get into safe mode and still only got a black screen. Until, that is, I plugged in my HDMI lead. This woke my PS3 up and I could access the safe mode menu, so I did another system restore. Finally, I was back at the XMB on my PS3 with my HDD and I was still in firmware 2.80!
Obviously, the update process the previous week had got to the restart to install firmware step and then not got any further. Something about the firmware files that had been downloaded and installed onto my hard drive didn't work with my PS3. However, I had the USB stick with 3.00 on it so, thinking the download last week must have been corrupt, I tried a firmware update from the XMB, choosing the USB stick to update from.
Guess what? I got the black screen again after the restart to install firmware. Back to square one, I did the disk swap restore system procedure again and got back to the XMB on my PS3 and HDD.
I then decided to try the system update option from the safe mode menu. This decided that I needed my hard drive formatting before it would install the firmware. Having already checked that I'd lost my game saves, I was only too happy to let it get on with things if that would sort everything out. After a while of watching the system re-format my hard drive it restarted.
Guess what? Yep, black screen again. Cue disk swapping and system restoring again. I decided to wait for an updated firmware (3.01?) to arrive before trying another firmware update and set about getting my PS3 back to normal with firmware 2.80.
Now each time I'd performed the system restore and gone through the initial setup, I'd cancelled the network setup procedure since I didn't need to go through that each time and I didn't want to take the extra time doing it. Imagine then my dismay when I realised I had no option whatsoever to connect to my wireless network.
I tried rebooting, I tried system restoring again, I tried all sorts of things, but no wireless option was presented and the wireless activity light didn't so much as flicker when trying to set things up in easy mode.
I found someone in the PlayStation technical help forum who had a similar issue and a firmware update helped him. Cruel irony. I did try updating with a copy of 2.80 that I had lying around, but the option from the XMB wouldn't even consider it and the one from the safe mode menu errored out.
So now I have my PS3 back, and I didn't have to pay Sony £128 to wipe my game saves, I did that myself, but I still don't have an updated firmware and now I can't get onto my wireless network. Without a 20m ethernet cable strung throughout the house, I'm not likely to get my PS3 onto the Internet any time soon either. Just as well since I'd probably be told to update to 3.00 in order to connect to the PSN anyway. I'm once again waiting for a new firmware update, hopefully this one will go on as painlesly as the ones previous to 3.00.
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