Reviews// MotorStorm Pacific Rift

Posted 20 Oct 2008 19:41 by
Even more redundant than new vehicles are new drivers! Different drivers simply have different clothing, and since they pretty much all wear helmets, the difference is not particularly noticeable even when they are on a motorbike or an ATV, where you get a straight on view of their back. In a more traditional metal-sided vehicle, different drivers are a complete irrelevance. But still they are in there, as a sop to those who demand new features.

Worthwhile additions to Pacific Rift are the stats screens. Containing all sorts of information vital to the anorak and the dedicated player both. Things like Boost Explosion Wins. I became obsessive, while playing the preview track, to try and explode over the line. Evolution has acknowledged this honourable pastime by keeping a record of how many times you manage to combine the Boost Explosion with a race win. There are stats for longest jump, and this game has some doozies! Longest boost - again this can be extended by careful use of the water on a track. There are a whole load of other stats too - it's trivial stuff, but fascinating at the same time.

Another addition, though I'm still struggling to come to terms with it, is the Photo Mode. At any point during a race, you can press the "Start" button to bring up the "Restart, Quit" menu, and choose Photo Mode, this takes you back into the game with a menu that shows you how to move you camera. You can pan, tilt and zoom to get the shot of your dreams, then pressing "X" drops it into your photo album!

One final addition that is the work of absolute genius is the "Reset to Track" button. While playing the preview, I became insanely angry about what the SPOnG team called “Non-Crash Crashes". These are situations in which you are shunted off the track into a tree or bunch of rocks, and you are stuck, but not wrecked.

In the early code, there was no way to get out of these incredibly frustrating situations. In the review code - there is - hitting the "Select" button jumps you back onto the track and gives you a couple of seconds of ghost mode, so you don't get instantly obliterated by a passing Big Rig.

So, Pacific Rift is guilty of feature stuffing. There has been tinkering. The furniture has been rearranged, just so Sony and Evolution can say that things have changed and not feel too embarrassed when they ask us for another £39.99. But I for one will not resent paying that, I've already had enough fun out of the preview and review versions of this game for that to work out at about 50p an hour.

Once I have a release copy playable on my home retail PS3, that's likely to come down to under 5p an hour in the coming months.

Compare that with a range of other pastimes: £2,000 to go snowboarding for two weeks, at an average of six hours on snow per day this works out at £25.64 per hour. Two hours snowboarding at a snowdome is still around £15 an hour. Watching a movie at the cinema works out about £6 an hour.
Drinking beer, at the rate of 1.5 pints an hour costs around £4.50 an hour. And having sex with an escort runs to around £225 an hour. MotorStorm is more fun than any of those things except for the snowboarding and maybe the sex. 5p an hour? It's peanuts. Don't be a monkey. Buy this game!
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PresidentEvil 21 Oct 2008 12:47
1/10
I read these footnotes. Invasion Eating Hamburger Monkey made me wet my nappy! I think I'm gonna get Karl to show me how to make it my signature.
TimSpong 21 Oct 2008 14:03
2/10
President Evil wrote:
I read these footnotes. Invasion Eating Hamburger Monkey made me wet my nappy! I think I'm gonna get Karl to show me how to make it my signature.


Admit it, someone read them to you Pres'.

Karl Rove can eat someone else's salty balls.

I do apologise for that outburst... roll on Nov 4th I say.

Cheers

Tim
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PreciousRoi 4 Nov 2008 20:14
3/10
By the logic in the footnote, y'all already speak American, but you spell it wrong and have a funny accent.

Also, splitscreen gaming is a tool of teh Cthullu.
PreciousRoi 5 Nov 2008 04:52
4/10
Also, as far as the term sophomore goes, a possible clue to its genesis can be found in the meaning of "sophomoric". Traditionally second-year students were percived as conceited (as they obviously knew more than "fresh men", or non-academics) but immature (in both emotion and knowledge), and thus prone to sophism, especially after first exposure to powerful ideas. Upperclassmen presumably know enough to know that theres plenty out there they don't know.
pintu 6 Jan 2009 07:13
5/10
hi hello
Panto 7 Jan 2009 10:50
6/10
pintu wrote:
hi hello

Hello!
TimSpong 7 Jan 2009 11:43
7/10
Panto wrote:
pintu wrote:
hi hello

Hello!


Well, Hello to you too.
EyesOfTheInsane 15 Mar 2009 22:48
8/10
This game is sooo f**king s**t!!!!!! DONT BUY THIS WANK FEST!!!!!!! you will just end up getting annoyed because none of the vehicles can turn corners and all you do is crash!!!!
Rutabaga 16 Mar 2009 12:33
9/10
EyesOfTheInsane wrote:
This game is sooo f**king s**t!!!!!! DONT BUY THIS WANK FEST!!!!!!! you will just end up getting annoyed because none of the vehicles can turn corners and all you do is crash!!!!


Wat? Have you never heard of the hand break? Try pressing circle and turning.
DrkStr 16 Mar 2009 13:28
10/10
EyesOfTheInsane wrote:
This game is sooo f**king s**t!!!!!! DONT BUY THIS WANK FEST!!!!!!! you will just end up getting annoyed because none of the vehicles can turn corners and all you do is crash!!!!

Try learning how to play the game! Steer early and handbrake.

It's not the game that is s**t its you!
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