Reviews// Alien Hominid

More cool stuff that you can't have... yet!

Posted 15 Dec 2004 10:59 by
The story behind Alien Hominid's creation is one of the most reassuring tales one could hope to hear in the current industry climate. So much emphasis is now placed on the role of big name franchises and technical prowess that all too often developers aren't given sufficient incentive to actually make games fun to play. But because Alien Hominid was originally a downloadable mini-game: that was downloaded over six million times before this console version had even been announced, the developers knew that the basic premise was, at the very least, quite fun.

And looking at and playing Alien Hominid [American PS2 version reviewed], we can see an inspirational light at the end of the tunnel. This is one of those games that could help put the 'fun' back into the 'fundamentals of gameplay‘. Because, of course, without the 'fun', it has just been ‘damental gameplay‘; and that's not been much use to anyone. But the point is, if developers have a talent and passion for what they do, they can independently knock out a modest portion of old-school genius like this for only a fraction of the cost and, if this sort of thing keeps cropping up, the bigger publishers might conceivably take note, and stop shovelling out the dire tripe they frequently produce.

If all it takes is a bit of love and a copy of Macromedia Flash in order to spawn such delights, just think of the possible profit margin! Even EA couldn't dismiss that as a viable option. In the US, AH has already been published as a budget title by 0-3 Entertainment; but at present, a prospective European release is still up in the air. But for the £15-£20 mark, this would surely merit plenty of interest amongst gamers old and new. And although nothing has been announced as yet, stay tuned to SPOnG news to see if anything changes. Otherwise it may join the ever-swelling list of ‘cool things that you can’t have’, that we do have and that we are annoyingly smug about. Ha!
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Autobot 15 Dec 2004 14:37
1/5
It looks like fun, I just wished the Review didn't start on page 4. I was readin a bunch of how it was made junk. I bearly know anything of the game. I'll just read a more detailed review somewere else.
Mecha Ghandi 15 Dec 2004 15:07
2/5
Autobot wrote:
It looks like fun, I just wished the Review didn't start on page 4. I was readin a bunch of how it was made junk.


It actually starts on page 1, unless you're reading it backwards...

I don't think there's much you can say to describe Alien Hominid other than it plays just like a Metal Slug game.

Although if you really don't understand what it's about, you should try out the free Flash version on Newgrounds.com as mentioned at the beginning (or perhaps, for you, at the end) of the review ; )
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SPInGSPOnG 15 Dec 2004 16:23
3/5
Mecha Ghandi wrote:

I don't think there's much you can say to describe Alien Hominid other than it plays just like a Metal Slug game.



Same problem you had with the Mario DS review. You ASSUME we've all played the same games you'd played.

But you're some spawny game-reviewer who gets free games, and consoles, and all your hookers and cocaine paid for by the publishers.

Saying "this game plays like this other game" is just lazy journalism, and means that all of us who have never played that "other game" need to go eslewhere to read a more detailed review.
kid_77 15 Dec 2004 16:31
4/5
Bitter? Us mere consumers? Never ;-)
scanman 22 Dec 2004 18:48
5/5
Mecha Ghandi wrote:
Autobot wrote:
It looks like fun, I just wished the Review didn't start on page 4. I was readin a bunch of how it was made junk.


It actually starts on page 1, unless you're reading it backwards...


i think he means that the first 3 pages was "a bunch of how it was made junk" and the last page say something about the game itself.

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