We really wanted to be, as they say down south, "well excited" about the next firmware update for our PlayStation, which we've still not got a name for.
But we're really not. It's sort of like Xmas morning when what you really want is an in-game cross media bar (XMB) and what you get is a Blu-ray 'upgrade', DivX and VC-1 video codecs (which is nice) and a way to alter your voice during chat sessions. In fact, the only difference is that it's not Xmas day.
We'll let Sony explain that last bit again, because, basically, we're too upset, "Version 2.10 also introduces an engaging voice changer feature to enhance Voice Chat on PS3, enabling users to alter the tone and pitch of their voice from the Control panel during AV Chat."
An 'engaging voice changer feature" - what is with that? Who asked for it? Who sat at some Sony office and said, "What the punters want is a way to make them sound like Cher singing Do you believe in Love or whatever it's called?"
No, the punters do not want that.
But at least we've got DivX, eh readers?