Electronic Arts has sent some pictures of Wayne Rooney Karim Benzema and Xavi looking at what we imagine is either a huge screen or the inside of Cristiano Ronaldo's wallet.
Despite appearances, the pictures are not regarding an advert for bailed-out insurance nightmare AIG - but an advert for an advert for FIFA 10 that will be shown on a non-terrestrial broadcaster that doesn't advertise with us so we're not saying its name.
Okay, it's Mr Rupert Murdoch's Sky.
Captions please.