Reviews// Pokémon Black and White

Posted 7 Mar 2011 17:14 by
This is wrong. I?m 25 years old, and already feel like an old man. In gaming years, 25 is an eternity and no game proves that to me more than Pokémon. Kids of family friends whip out their Nintendo DS consoles and rather than challenge them to a trainer battle, I stand there giving them a lecture about what Pokémon was like ?back in the day.?

I wouldn?t have cause to moan like a dejected, old hermit with a back problem if recent games had been good to me over the last few years (ignoring the sublime remake of Gold and Silver, of course). It might be my fault for failing to keep up with the series after the original Red and Blue, jumping back into the series with Diamond and Pearl and getting thoroughly baffled.

Or it might be Game Freak?s fault for feature-bloating the series to the point of confusion. Since the Pokémon Company declared that it was on a mission to cut out all the blubber with this sixth generation Black and White edition, I?ll let Game Freak take the blame for everything. Even the broken handle on my kettle, that?s its fault too. Yeah. I?m honourable like that.

As a result, Pokémon Black and White has around 150 brand new monsters, an entirely new region to explore and a focus on adventure and battling rather than bizarre underground mining and cauldron-stirring to complete your Pokedex. Don?t call it a reboot though, because this is anything but.

Monster Monster!
You still start your journey as an energetic young lad/laddess going into the big bad world for the first time. You still meet an eccentric professor who?s studied all the Pokémon in the world - but asks you to fill a blank encyclopaedia anyway - and you still have to tackle eight elemental gyms before fighting the Elite Four to become Champion.

This time around, your adventure to the Pokémon League runs parallel to a storyline that revolves around apparent activists Team Plasma. Wearing the usual Team Rocket, white-suited garb and featuring a leadership of Seven Sages, you?d be forgiven for thinking that their campaign for ?liberating Pokémon from selfish humans? isn?t exactly good-natured.

Indeed, they seem to have confused the word ?liberation? with ?steal? somewhere along the line. Although a strange old guy called Ghetsis appears to be the face of this group, it is a mysterious chap called ?N? who assumes the role of your ultimate rival. As you travel through the world of Unova with childhood friends Bianca and Cheren (who also want to figure out what to do with their lives) you?ll be foiling the underhanded plans of Plasma too.

Story! Story!
The storyline is the usual tale of morality and the definition of good and evil, right and wrong. It is underlined on occasion with some impressive 3D cutscenes. It?s engaging enough to keep you interested in what happens next, and somehow it doesn?t distract you from your gym badge collecting activity either. Intertwining the plot with the traditional gameplay goal in this manner is a mighty impressive one.

What?s also helpful is the fact that all of the standard Pokémon in this generation are brand new. You?re not constantly looking at a Pokémon and thinking back to which of the other 490+ creatures it could be related to, and in a sense it freshens your mind and gives you a clean slate to work with.

The majority of these monsters are designed very well and are given a fair bit of life in battle thanks to a little bit of animation. Seeing squirrel-esque ?mon Patrat shake his fist like an angry farmer and dragon-with-a-bowl-cut Deino snap erratically at you like he?s gunning for your ankles? is something that would be described as ?adorable,? if I was enough of a man to feel comfortable using such a word.

Dark Dog! Dark Dog!
Of course, I?m not sure about all of them. I was surprised at the third evolution of the Dark/Normal dog Pokémon Lillipup - when it became a Stoutland my jaw hit the floor. I won?t spoil what it looks like, but I seriously was not expecting it. So too was I slightly disappointed with Timburr?s evolution into Girdurr - rocking a curly perm has about the same effect of making you look hard as wearing a salmon pink polo shirt.

Perhaps most pleasing is that the majority of these Pokémon all hark back to Red and Blue?s Pokedex lineup. Pidove, a blatant homage to the classic Pidgey, is one of the first Pokémon you get to capture, and one can see Geodude in Roggenrola, Zubat in the pig-snouted Woobat and Clefairy in Audino.

With Black and White comes the introduction of seasons in the game world, which can alter the appearance of certain Pokémon. Seeing different forms in this manner isn?t necessary to complete your ?Dex, but it adds a certain excitement when you come across a Deerling that?s been affected by the cold Winter snap.
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Crap 7 Mar 2011 17:34
terrible writing. You suck. Go get another hobby
Crap 7 Mar 2011 17:38
terrible writing. You suck. Go get another hobby
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Extaticus 7 Mar 2011 18:37
@Crap: I don't know what mind-bending retardation syrup that you've been smoking, but I'll say now that the writing in this article is nothing less than fantastic; hell, I'd go so far as to say that your own username pretty much nails down the content of your thoroughly ignorant comments. And even if the writing was, as you said, terrible, then that would make you a massive hypocrite.

You suck; go to another website.
Crap 7 Mar 2011 20:04
fabtastic writing? First paragraph "how pokemon was like"... Yeah, that's great grammar
SamJM 8 Mar 2011 00:57
Nice review. Explores the game in detail, and shows the pros and cons of the game clearly.
Nerd 9 Mar 2011 02:23
Maybe I'm just being nitpicky, but Stoutland isn't a dark type.
Svend Joscelyne 9 Mar 2011 11:16
Ah, good spot! :) Stoutland is indeed a Normal type, but I've always relied on his Dark type attacks that he learns over time. That's likely where I made the small mistake, thanks for that.
Cfan 9 Mar 2011 11:17
Christ, if you feel like a old man @ 25, try 36 and still playing Pokemon....
Pokemon Master 27 Jul 2011 04:04
@Crap stfu i thought the article was very good
Pokemon Should Be Real 23 May 2012 00:06
im sorry to anyone who likes the new games but i just think theyre terrible! i thought the pokemon were plain and boring, the story line was obvious but they tried to complicate it for some reason, and wen they wernt trying to complicate it they were oversimplifying it, and because of this i just didnt enjoy it at all! and i really couldnt care less about the grammar or spelling of the article, or your opinions on the quality of the review as a review! i want to hear your opinions about the games and whether or not you agreed with what was said! this was just boring, just like the game!
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