Sony on PlayStation 3: Hard Disk Possible, Dildopad Remains!

I read in playboy that women was and still use controllers for self pleasuring purposes maybe this will reach to all the women gamers out there hey look a dildo controller just what ive been looking for.

With Sony's DualCock Dildopad, I can now simultaneously stimulate my lady's front and back bottom on only one set of AA batteries. Sony know that Girls don't play games and this is their way of winning next generation. My missus has already put down her £400 and binned her rabbit in anticipation. Well done Sony, round 3 to you !

Bravo on the witty quips Cheeky.

From the moment I saw that PS3 pad I thought, 'what the f**k is that thing'. Looks like some has been taking holidays in Austarlia too much and was so influenced by the locals boomerangs.

Since the damn thing is wireless, I wonder if I throw it at my tv if it will circle the room and come back to me? Maybe my PS3 can play boomerang with me in the park, that would be some games console.

I bloody well hope some changes are made to that pad or else I'll have to hold off buying PS3. And so weird is it that even MS can get their pad right in this round of new consoles. Makes we wanna see what Nintendo have up thier sleeves with their pad more now.

As for the removable hard drive if it keeps cost's down it's a good thing but I feel Sony just wanna sell damn accessories again. If I can carry my hard drive about that's a good option I guess.

When Sony said they would try to converge different types of media into a "complete immersion experience" I never expected this would include porn. However, given icreasingly few men who dont own consoles, Sony knew they had to diversify into the female market to have the one up on Microsoft and Nintendo. "Few women enjoy games" Said Ken Katuragi at a recent press release, "but it is a well kept secret that all women love dildos. This option of the dildo-cum-controller presents the industrys best chance of reaching deep into the female market" He continued to add.

I certainly hope the PS3 can reach deep into the female
market!

The controller will insure that male gamers across the world will finially have the time to play more games. Why? As the contoller will pre-occupy any females in the house - meaning more game sales for sony!

Sony's market share will go through the roof, all you need is the eye toy and you have the perfect home movie creation machine..... the dildo pad was all the PSX was really missing ..... home made amature porn .... what the next gen consoles are REALLY about!!!!

Hmmm... Well they do want to get more girls playing games, and with the design of the Dildopad it looks like they both could have fun with it at the same time. I mean there are designs that people come up with for game pads, and this has got to be the worst but funniest.

Reporter:"Please Katuragi san could you explain to our readers what revolutionary technology hides behind Cell processor?"

Ken Katuragi:"Understand that this time, ours console will be like a BMW that's equipped with a Dildo engine.To put it simply: the Cell processor can manage multiple operations simultaneously, which means,invite over six of your friends and have fun sharing your dildoing over Eye Toy online with gamers all over the world.No really my point is, with our Dildo engine and our SuperDildoDualXtremeShock Pads I'd want to advance to the next Dildo level!"

LOL.

Sex won the Betamax/VHS war and now it's going to help Sony win the console war.

Just wait for the M$ Arousal Matteress.

I feel that in addition to previous statements, the ergonomic "boomerrang" shape will allow the wireless controller to be whipped around the room, knocking unconcious would be "backseat" players and that guy who always walks in front of the screen at the wrong time; therefore increasing the enjoyment of the system with slapstick humor. Also i believe that SE intended the controllers to be ediable taking the Next Generation foward by adding "taste" to the proverbial platter (sorry for the pun). Why else would they shape it like a giant silver crossant?

Are you sure you would really want that controller coming back to you after throwing it, i certainly wouldn't

This is Sony's attemt to entice a broad audience. See, the controller isn't just a dildo, it's a DOUBLE ended dildo. Girls can play with their friends!! I wouldn't be surprised if they have a launch game that emphasizes this group play, including RUMBLE features!! And using the HD-eyetoy these girls can start their own pr0n sites!!!

I had no Idea Sony was sooooo depraved!!!

Introducing the amazing new PS3 console with it's amazing new vibe-o-function dual controller.

You dont like playing games on your own. Then have a cool new two player game thanks to our revolutionary pads crescent design.

Two girls, one dual shock pad equals hours of gyrating their hips on either end of our lovely new game pad. Switch on the rumble function for extra fun.

Double ended dildos were apparently never this much fun. Available at all Major Jizz Junky outlets nationwide.

New Announcement from Sony:---

Due to our inability to keep up with Microsofts' Xbox Live, we have decided that as we cannot compete, we will pioneer more enjoyable ways to play with yourself.

Isn't this new controller the result of that lawsuit against them for copyright infringements? At least they can use it as an excuse for the ugly ass controllers.