Consolevania Redefines Meaning of Hardcore Gamer

SPOnG’s favourite telly show about games, Consolevania, made by the guys behind the near-genius videoGaiden show recently re-commissioned by the BBC want your body.

Specifically they want any so-called hardcore gamers to send them erotic photographs or videoclips of themselves in gaming situations with www.consolevania.com written on their ‘naked, willing flesh’.

“I can fit that url onto my toilet parts if i go in a helter skelter fashion!” said one SPOnG staffer. Though we have to make it clear that he was talking about writing it in permanent black marker. We will not have any insinuation or suggestions that SPOnG staff have small wieners. We’ll let the fact that the fellow in question was more than willing to deface his wiener with permanent black marker speak for itself.

Back to why the guys at Consolevania might want to receive pics or videos of gamers in compromisingly ‘erotic’ positions. We are told that “...these gamers WILL be featured on the upcoming show… one of these gamers will win the greatest piece of consolevania memorabilia in existence - the coathanger microphone.”

So, if you feel up for sending naked pics of yourself getting off sexually whilst playing videogames to some incorrigible young men up in Glasgow, by all means “help yersel” as they incorrectly say north of the border.

In the meantime, we again urge you to download one of the three recent episodes of Consolevania which are currently available right here. We will keep you posted with news and pics and (hopefully) the filthiest videos from Consolevania’s forthcoming XXX show – set to ‘hit’ the Internet in early April.

In the meantime, SPOnG would advise you to check out the other 99% of the Internet should you feel the need to see naked, writhing filth.