Clitoris Stimulator Simulator for DS

Ubisoft employee on the pleasures of the flesh.

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You know that joke you made when the DS was revealed? The one about how touching is good? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink etc… Well, it turns out that one of those games is in the works, courtesy of one Ubisoft designer who’s been knocking together a DS frig-em-up in her spare time.

In a presentation that has surely captured water cooler conversation for ever, Heather Kelley, Game Designer at Ubisoft Montreal Studios, is designing what is quite literally a clitoris stimulator for Nintendo’s twin screen portable as her entry for the Montreal Game Summit 2005 Game Design Challenge.

Heather’s published personal goal is to “teach techniques of female gratification to a target audience of females.” Luckily boys, we’re off the hook again! “I decided my game had to have a specific goal and a specific market and that would drive the gameplay. A goal and a market that were extremely underserved by sex games that already exist. I wanted to design a game that would improve actual sex in the world, and for an underserved population. In other words, I want my game to teach techniques of female sexual gratification to a target audience of females.”

Heather continues, “The DS is already a popular platform with females. The touch screen and audio input features are crucial for tactile, intimate gameplay. The portability means you can take the game anywhere – including OUT of the living room, into the bedroom. Reasonable price point means players probably have their own DS and aren’t sharing with another family member,” which is a good point. You wouldn’t want your mum...oh Jesus, no...

You can download a demo of the vagina-shaped bunny-rubber game here.
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sue_raas 7 Dec 2005 12:10
1/8
WTF!?
kid_77 7 Dec 2005 12:56
2/8
Sue Raas wrote:
WTF!?

Indeed, but for different reasons in my case.

I was going to post a gushing tribute to my girlfriend, after discovering she's got me a DS with Mario Kart and Nintendogs for Xmas. Needless to say, this makes her the best GF EVAR!!

I was even going to make a joke about how I'll never get to play on it, and my "gift" is is just a means for her to train puppies... but now...

I think she's a secret SPOnG reader :/

What detergent won't strip the DS' coating :(
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majin dboy 7 Dec 2005 13:28
3/8
very strange.i wouldnt have the balls to go up to the counter and buy this. suppose i cud get it of internet. suppose its only for sexually deprived perverts,,,,

(for the record i will not be gettin this,...)
cant wait to see the review in NGC for this.
BustyKrusty 7 Dec 2005 14:52
4/8
Are Nintendo actually going to approve this game?
well,whatever the case, will be interesting to see how this idea if ever translates to NRevolution.
Maybe Miyamoto-San gives us a nice demostration at next year E3.Besides it would make sense since we're a way behind Japan in this type of game. Although the only way i'd get this one is with some mask on and if it happens to be free that is.
Mendez 7 Dec 2005 18:35
5/8
May I draw your attention to my prior post on the very subject, with a real screen grab from the easter egg "clit stim" level in Project Rub 2.


Enjjjj oooo yyyy.
Coxy 7 Dec 2005 19:34
6/8
To think some people criticised Sony for signing a contract with Playboy to show porn on the PSP.

Somehow - in this politically correct world, I don't think this game will be making it to the shelves, even if it does, I don't see many people buying it.
YenRug 7 Dec 2005 20:40
7/8
I don't think it's really intended as a commercial project, after reading the presentation; it's more of a personal project/home brew for demonstration of a proof of concept, mainly that of including sex in a product in a more mature way without using gratuitous graphics or innuendo, i.e. Leisure Suit Larry. I'm guessing if it was investigated further, the event the developer talks about would feature a limited set of themes to work on for presentation.
OptimusP 7 Dec 2005 21:40
8/8
The DS is slowly becoming some kind of girl magnet. Very dangerous these day to show a DS to your sister/girlfriend/mom "owh is that the thing that has that cute puppything?" "No!" "It is, isn't!" "ieeep" *runs away clutching DS*.

Damn you emancipating women!
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