Sega has revealed that it has won the rights to create official videogames based on the Beijing Olympics, scheduled in the far off season of summer 2008, a full two and a half years away from the winter of 2005. Which is now.
Which got us to thinking – what will the world be like in the future? For a start, it’s something of a cert that Sega will be making its Olympics game for the PlayStation 3, a machine we’ll all have come to grips with by then.
Less certain is the addition of holographic pornography to the world, shelved alongside flying cars in the hopeful section of our collective brain.
Enough filler text already. Let's move on to what the game might actually be. We’ll be really happy if it’s called Virtua Olympics. We’ll be less happy if it’s called Official Beijing Olympics 2008.
Now time for some corporate quotes!
“We are delighted to be working with SEGA on what will be a historic Olympic Games," said Raymond Goldsmith, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of ISM. "SEGA's broad publishing capabilities and rich heritage in video games ensure that consumers worldwide will share a more immersive Olympic experience."
"SEGA is excited to become the publisher for the Official Video Game of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games and we are committed to creating innovative content for an unprecedented number of interactive entertainment platforms," said Hisao Oguchi, President and Chief Operating Officer of SEGA. "This project will enable SEGA to further enhance our global entertainment business and drive sales in critical Asian markets like China that offer an extremely high growth potential."
As to whether ‘innovative content’ results in a game in which the player repeatedly hits the same buttons to make a little man run faster will be interesting to see.
There is hope, though. The press release detailing the agreements states, “The Official Video Game of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games will include a wide variety of featured sports, such as aquatics (diving and swimming), archery, baseball, basketball, boxing, canoe/kayak, cycling, equestrian, fencing, football (soccer), gymnastics, handball, field hockey, Judo, modern pentathlon, rowing, sailing, shooting, softball, table tennis, Taekwondo, tennis, triathlon, volleyball, weightlifting, and wrestling.”
Wow! We take it all back. The Official Video Game of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games is now without question our most anticipated game of 2008 and the first contender for game of the year! Oh Sega, we never doubted you, really.
Which got us to thinking – what will the world be like in the future? For a start, it’s something of a cert that Sega will be making its Olympics game for the PlayStation 3, a machine we’ll all have come to grips with by then.
Less certain is the addition of holographic pornography to the world, shelved alongside flying cars in the hopeful section of our collective brain.
Enough filler text already. Let's move on to what the game might actually be. We’ll be really happy if it’s called Virtua Olympics. We’ll be less happy if it’s called Official Beijing Olympics 2008.
Now time for some corporate quotes!
“We are delighted to be working with SEGA on what will be a historic Olympic Games," said Raymond Goldsmith, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of ISM. "SEGA's broad publishing capabilities and rich heritage in video games ensure that consumers worldwide will share a more immersive Olympic experience."
"SEGA is excited to become the publisher for the Official Video Game of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games and we are committed to creating innovative content for an unprecedented number of interactive entertainment platforms," said Hisao Oguchi, President and Chief Operating Officer of SEGA. "This project will enable SEGA to further enhance our global entertainment business and drive sales in critical Asian markets like China that offer an extremely high growth potential."
As to whether ‘innovative content’ results in a game in which the player repeatedly hits the same buttons to make a little man run faster will be interesting to see.
There is hope, though. The press release detailing the agreements states, “The Official Video Game of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games will include a wide variety of featured sports, such as aquatics (diving and swimming), archery, baseball, basketball, boxing, canoe/kayak, cycling, equestrian, fencing, football (soccer), gymnastics, handball, field hockey, Judo, modern pentathlon, rowing, sailing, shooting, softball, table tennis, Taekwondo, tennis, triathlon, volleyball, weightlifting, and wrestling.”
Wow! We take it all back. The Official Video Game of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games is now without question our most anticipated game of 2008 and the first contender for game of the year! Oh Sega, we never doubted you, really.
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majin dboy 5 Dec 2005 16:48
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that girl is way too thin.
DoctorDee 5 Dec 2005 16:56
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majin dboy wrote:
that girl is way too thin.
No, she isn't.
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config 5 Dec 2005 17:23
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Whichever, whatever. But she does have a saggy arse (L) and no arse (R). On the frontal there's no sign of camel's toe. Must be wearing some sort of counter-camel's toe device.
majin dboy 5 Dec 2005 17:24
4/14
now see, if i was having sex with her i would be afraid of breaking her back or a limb.
config 5 Dec 2005 17:25
5/14
Cool. Like it rough, do you?
majin dboy 5 Dec 2005 17:29
6/14
awwwwww, config,thats gross.she probably dosnt have enuf fat on her body to form a decent one anyway.
haha, speaking of camel toes.i work in sainsbury's in belfast(the trousers are really cheep and thin) and thers this girl who was sitting on the floor,sorting some stuff out under the Kiosk, with her legs apart,big camel toe on display.
haha, speaking of camel toes.i work in sainsbury's in belfast(the trousers are really cheep and thin) and thers this girl who was sitting on the floor,sorting some stuff out under the Kiosk, with her legs apart,big camel toe on display.
majin dboy 5 Dec 2005 17:31
7/14
rough is always the best,u know it,i know it, she knows it.now can we get back to discussing SEGA's latest blockbuster, which isnt coming out for 10 years and will be s**t?haha.
Jay 5 Dec 2005 17:37
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majin dboy wrote:
haha, speaking of camel toes.i work in sainsbury's in belfast(the trousers are really cheep and thin) and thers this girl who was sitting on the floor,sorting some stuff out under the Kiosk, with her legs apart,big camel toe on display.
But is she hot? And did you not have a camera phone on hand?
majin dboy 5 Dec 2005 17:47
9/14
about 5ft 1,large chest,cute and such a flirt. yeah she is nice,but my girlfriend sarah is even cuter,and has such a great ass.il get a pic of her posted if any of u wana c.(haha,how sad am i)(dont answer)
TigerUppercut 6 Dec 2005 10:44
10/14
majin dboy wrote:
about 5ft 1,large chest,cute and such a flirt. yeah she is nice,but my girlfriend sarah is even cuter,and has such a great ass.il get a pic of her posted if any of u wana c.(haha,how sad am i)(dont answer)
Yes. Do it. There's nothing a forum loves more.
majin dboy 6 Dec 2005 15:07
11/14
on it.
TigerUppercut 7 Dec 2005 16:24
12/14
majin dboy wrote:
on it.
*cough*
majin dboy 7 Dec 2005 17:05
13/14
http://www.allcures.com/images/products/960278.jpg
i think u need some of these.
ps i just need to find away of getting the pic onto my computer from her mobile,without her knowing.another day or two
i think u need some of these.
ps i just need to find away of getting the pic onto my computer from her mobile,without her knowing.another day or two
config 7 Dec 2005 18:21
14/14
majin dboy wrote:
ps i just need to find away of getting the pic onto my computer from her mobile,without her knowing.another day or two
I sense a quarrel over "trust" is brewing...
Just tell the bint* that she's hot, and you want to proudly display her hotness to the world (or, more correctly, a bunch of gaming nerds)
*you don't mind me calling your SO a "bint", do you? If so, oops! Sorry.