Empire Interactive has released a demo of Starship Troopers, the game based on the movie that showed showering future girls, sometime in the late 1990s, incongruously enough.
A first-person shooter, Starship Troopers is developed by Strangelite Studios in Runcorn, UK and takes its lead from the movie - showering girls, hopefully - interspersed with CG aliens being blown up.
So, will we get to see any tits in the game? We contacted Empire for a statement this morning: “If you download the demo you'll get over 15 minutes full on playable action”, we were told by a spokesman. “Instead of killing bugs with a newspaper, you can now do it with a big nuclear gun. Do not try this at home kids,” he continued, clearly skirting our question. We pressed the issue. “Look, there are no tits in Starship Troopers, but there are massive great big metal alien bugs, which are pretty much the next best thing in a videogame.”
Fair enough. You can download the demo by clicking here.
A first-person shooter, Starship Troopers is developed by Strangelite Studios in Runcorn, UK and takes its lead from the movie - showering girls, hopefully - interspersed with CG aliens being blown up.
So, will we get to see any tits in the game? We contacted Empire for a statement this morning: “If you download the demo you'll get over 15 minutes full on playable action”, we were told by a spokesman. “Instead of killing bugs with a newspaper, you can now do it with a big nuclear gun. Do not try this at home kids,” he continued, clearly skirting our question. We pressed the issue. “Look, there are no tits in Starship Troopers, but there are massive great big metal alien bugs, which are pretty much the next best thing in a videogame.”
Fair enough. You can download the demo by clicking here.
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sionevs 18 Nov 2005 16:50
1/16
shame
TigerUppercut 18 Nov 2005 17:00
2/16
sionevs wrote:
shame
Shame? It's a f**king disgrace!
That was the whole point of the movie!
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DoctorDee 18 Nov 2005 17:00
3/16
Not just tits, but Dina Meyer' tits.
I wanted to see them al the wat through her short, but sweet, appearances on 90210.
I want to see them now she is the uber-babe on Point Pleasant.
But boy, when we did see them in Starship Droopers...
I wanted to see them al the wat through her short, but sweet, appearances on 90210.
I want to see them now she is the uber-babe on Point Pleasant.
But boy, when we did see them in Starship Droopers...
Jay 18 Nov 2005 17:10
4/16
But you've got to admit, they're not the greatest tits around...
DoctorDee 18 Nov 2005 17:21
5/16
Jay wrote:
But you've got to admit, they're not the greatest tits around...
And that's one with her arms over her head. Can you find an "at ease" pic?
Tiger and I just observed that:
Dina Meyer
Terri Hatcher
Liv Tyler
Jodie Foster
are all uber babes with heinous tits.
DoctorDee 18 Nov 2005 17:21
6/16
Jay wrote:
But you've got to admit, they're not the greatest tits around...
And that's one with her arms over her head. Can you find an "at ease" pic?
config 18 Nov 2005 18:25
7/16
Sheryl Crow. You forgot Sheryl Crow.
I don't think I've ever been so utterly disappointed as the time when she got them out for FHM or some other lad's mags.
Um. Driver 3, perhaps. That *might* have been more upsetting.
I don't think I've ever been so utterly disappointed as the time when she got them out for FHM or some other lad's mags.
Um. Driver 3, perhaps. That *might* have been more upsetting.
DoctorDee 18 Nov 2005 18:29
8/16
config wrote:
Sheryl Crow. You forgot Sheryl Crow.
You are correct. So now the definitive list of disappointing boobies is:
Dina Meyer
Terri Hatcher
Liv Tyler
Jodie Foster
Cheryl Crow.
Any more?
LUPOS 18 Nov 2005 19:36
9/16
DoctorDee wrote:
Any more?
how are we talking about star ship troopers and bad tits and no one mentions denise richards?!
hace you seen those things?
weird, side ways facing, droppy, ski jump looking bags. and bad nipples to boot if i recal.
her christmas special for play boy... last year or the year before, looked abosultley terrible!
plus her face looks all weird and plastic now that shes got a few more years on her.
_______
arthur_storey 18 Nov 2005 20:11
10/16
Halle Berry
DoctorDee 19 Nov 2005 06:17
11/16
Arthur Storey wrote:
Halle Berry
Unfair. There's nothing wrong with Halle's. OK, they aren't my (b)cup of tea. But they are natural. They point in the right direction, and considering their size they don't droop too much.
They can hardly be called heinous!
Joji 19 Nov 2005 22:34
12/16
Hey does anyone know if this Starship Troopers game is gonna hit PS2 or Xbox? It looks cool enough. I'd hate to miss out on all the bug busting.
Jay 21 Nov 2005 10:04
13/16
FFS! We're talking about boobies here, Joji...
config 21 Nov 2005 11:09
14/16
roflmao
rascal 21 Nov 2005 15:29
15/16
Didn't Courtney Cox What-ser-face have plump cahooties only to have them replaced by ribby saggies when she went all wrinkly and tanned ?
Never have a pair of norks gone wrong so swiftly <<<shudders>>>
I would also add Peter Jackson to this list since he gave up the pies.
Never have a pair of norks gone wrong so swiftly <<<shudders>>>
I would also add Peter Jackson to this list since he gave up the pies.
DoctorDee 21 Nov 2005 16:28
16/16
Cheeky Rascal wrote:
Didn't Courtney Cox What-ser-face have plump cahooties only to have them replaced by ribby saggies when she went all wrinkly and tanned ?
Is the still hyphenated? I thought her and Alexis/Rosanna/Patricia/Whoever had split up due to his endless drinking and womanising. But I could be wrong, I did read that in a red-top.
Still, even at her wrinkly/brownest, she always seemed to sport a reasonable boob-valley on Friends.