Following up on other stories in which we voiced
our boring, left-wing concerns about games based on real wars, it turns out that bleeding heart websites aren’t the only people who question this subject material.
It seems that American developer Kuma Reality Games has upset at least 5,000 Iranians with its latest game available for purchase online. The name of the game is Assault on Iran. Yes, really!
Look!Inspired by the
continuing Western pressure on Iran over their nuclear power program, the game extrapolates the current situation forward a few months, to a time when all diplomatic avenues have been cursorily explored. You know how it works by now – it means it’s time for guns. The game puts you in charge of a US ‘Black Ops’ team charged with infiltrating a uranium repository and securing evidence of Iran's plans for world domination, before blowing the whole dang shooting match sky high!
The game has attracted the attention of Iranian state newspaper the Kayhan Daily, as well as eliciting a petition on
www.persianpetition.com, to which 5,000 people have so far added their signatures. Head of Kuma, Keith Halper responded, “The controversy does surprise me. I just didn't expect that there were people from Iran who were going to become aware of it.” That’s right, Keith, those funny A-rab people have internets and computers all of their own!
He has no plans to make the game unavailable, despite the petition, and nor are we suggesting he should – this sort of thing is all covered by freedom of speech. But it did get us thinking: what if someone made a videogame about sabotaging British military installations? Presumably under our new terror laws in the UK that could get you thrown in the clink for three months at least, no questions asked. Funny old world.