SPOnG isn't a political site. We don't really get involved with much outside the world of videogames - it's outside of our remit, you see. However, when politics touches upon our little alcove in the rockface of digital entertainment, we believe it's not undue for us to pass comment.
And today, perhaps the most despicable game project we've ever come across hit our radar. The National Alliance, a group seemingly convinced that brown people will one day take over the world, has deployed Ethnic Cleansing, a first-person shooter with the aim of hunting down black, Asian, Jewish and, well you know, everyone falling inside Hitler's death remit, and shooting them. The game refers to its targets as 'predatory sub-humans' with 'Jewish masters.' According to reports, Ariel Sharon is included in the game as the final boss complete with phrases such as "We have destroyed your culture!", "We silenced Henry Ford," and "Filthy white dog, you have destroyed thousands of years of planning."
It's all a bit of a shame really. SPOnG often wonders how these people find the time to worry about brown people so much. And what makes them worry in the first place. As far as we've worked out, and forgive us if this sounds a little cliched, brown people are pretty much like white people. Except they are brown. Sometimes they speak a different language (as do white people, quite often), do some different stuff and eat unusual food. But we've never noticed any secretly trying to dilute the blood of our white members of staff. Of course, we might be wrong and we might one day find ourselves thrown in cages by brown people, who will, according to the National Alliance, be told what to do by Jewish people. And Jewish people aren't even brown! The only way you can tell Jewish people apart from being not-brown-not-Jewish people is when you're in the shower with them at school, unless they've taken to rocking those funky twirly sideburns and big hats.
Oh well... The National Alliance promises more videogames in the future, including a game about blowing up brown and Jewish people, rather than shooting them.