As you may be aware, UK retailer Argos recently ran an image on its website of a silver coloured slimline PlayStation 2. That’s right, a unit that’s exactly the same in every way that the black one available, except it’s silver - like gold, but not as good. (Though arguably more fashionable right now. Except for white gold, which edges it. And platinum, which is like gold but posher.)
Anyway, the Internet exploded at this startling u-turn in colour coding policy, with bored gamers across the world disinterestedly wondering if a new colour of slim PlayStation 2 would be released.
Well according to Sony, it’s not, crushing the dreams of the SCE faithful. “We have not made any official announcements regarding any slimline PS2 hardware further to its release last year. This is purely speculative. The online images have been mocked and are completely unofficial.”
Argos has since withdrawn the item from its pages.